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Orange shoes

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Dan, Mar 16, 2012.

  1. Dan

    Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2017 Tipping Competitor 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Why should you not buy Orange shoes?






    Because they have no souls....
     
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      globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      Well, people called me drunk when I posted some jokes so.....
       
    • Dan

      Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2017 Tipping Competitor 2016 Tipping Competitor

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      haha not drunk just in a TFIF sort of mood
       
    • globaleagle

      globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      I know what you mean.

      Though it's 5.33pm thursday arvo here.

      what about green shoes?
       
    • Dan

      Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2017 Tipping Competitor 2016 Tipping Competitor

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      who knows?

      All i know is gingers have no souls
       
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        Must be why they are so good in the sack,just sayin
         
      • Dan

        Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2017 Tipping Competitor 2016 Tipping Competitor

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        no that's about desperation
         
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        The Eagle Well-Known Member

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        Desperation is tapping a tanned woman,skin like a handbag
         
      • Dan

        Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2017 Tipping Competitor 2016 Tipping Competitor

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        from the womans behalf mate, not the other way around.

        *sigh* I'll explain it to you.

        - Stereotype is that gingers are ugly and have no soul
        - Therefore the ginger female is desperate for any male attention ergo they perform better in bed to gain approval and said attention.

        Same goes for girls with Daddy issues too come to think of it
         
      • The Eagle

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        Lol.....derp.....
         
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        globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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        And from that day on, Dan promised never to post another joke online and rode off into the sunset, finger raised.

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      • Dan

        Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2017 Tipping Competitor 2016 Tipping Competitor

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        Sometimes I have to remind myself that my brain does not work the same as others and my sense of humor is somewhat more warped than others.

        My wife for one thinks I am more annoying than funny, I tend to disagree with her
         
      • Fluffy

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        Jessica rabbit has a soul
         
      • globaleagle

        globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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        Post seized by ASIO
         
      • Dan

        Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2017 Tipping Competitor 2016 Tipping Competitor

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        incorrect, she is a cartoon character and thus has no soul.

        Perfect example of all this is Ronald McDonald, and Julia Gillard.
         
      • Cameron

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        You'll get done for defamation for that post Dan
        By McDonalds ;)
         

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