Yes my son. What sin have you committed this time to be seeking my attention?
I never understood my old man's questioning after I'd received a brutal flogin, I'd be doing my best cut snake impression on the floor, and he'd follow up with, 'Keep that up and I'll really give you something to cry about! Like what?....stab me with the kitchen knife?....i never did find out what the next level of torture was....just another day growing up in the 70's!