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[Supreme Leader]

Another attempt.... boarded a flight the other day to go to a conference in QLD. I sat down and this fly just kept buzzing me inside the plane…. I looked at the fly and thought "you lazy bugger".

 

[mickqld]

Fuk me this is going to be a long off season. I need to find something to rant and lose my sht about. Tired of dissing on Turdy and Beatme.
What else is there ??
Purple scum
Bonkos
Parra (they're just a running gag)
Rorters.
Something!?
Anything !?!?

 

[Class of 96]

Well I don’t like traveling on a train to the cemetery to be greeted by the announcement ‘you have reached your destination’.

 

[mozgrame]

I'm too afraid to check the expiry date on my birth certificate.

It's probably getting close though. I reckon my "best before" date was today.

Just as I typed this.....

 

[Harvies elbow]

Fuk me this is going to be a long off season. I need to find something to rant and lose my sht about. Tired of dissing on Turdy and Beatme.
What else is there ??
Purple scum
Bonkos
Parra (they're just a running gag)
Rorters.
Something!?
Anything !?!?

I just had a rant at work about that drongo the friggin honey badger if you want to add that to your list.

 

[Narly]

I want what he's having.

Do you really??

 

[KOMORI]

Sorry guys, big fail at trying to be funny.

Well... I laughed??

*not in like a “that’s funny hahah” way but.... I did laugh

 

[Tim]

Just heard this big rumour guys, it's a Friday Special!

In an attempt to improve and reduce our injuries and reduce length of time off the field, Manly have announced the following and what it means is that when we see the following;

Api, Knee Season
Sirro Knee Season
Walker Jaw 8 weeks
J Christ Dead 3 days - wont miss a game!

Have a great weekend people!

Funniest thing I've read all day

 

[Supreme Leader]

Funniest thing I've read all day

Fair dinkum your day must have been really miserable, sorry Feathered friend. Not even my kids laugh at my jokes.

 

[eaglebuzz]

Every once in a while i catch myself thinking that Manly fans are smarter than the average league fan but threads like this are quick to disabuse me of any such notions...

 

[Supreme Leader]

Isn't fun to have a laugh (even at the expense of myself) after the crap we have been talking about for the past 2 months! Good to see we have a lighter side!

 

[2830 Eagle]

Just heard this big rumour guys, it's a Friday Special!

In an attempt to improve and reduce our injuries and reduce length of time off the field, Manly have announced the following and what it means is that when we see the following;

Api, Knee Season
Sirro Knee Season
Walker Jaw 8 weeks
J Christ Dead 3 days - wont miss a game!

Have a great weekend people!

I think you'll find J Christ will be only out for 2, he'll be good to go on day 3

 

[Supreme Leader]

I think you'll find J Christ will be only out for 2, he'll be good to go on day 3

Didn't he go missing for a day?

 

[Under the Sticks]

Didn't he go missing for a day?

HIA I believe

 

[mickqld]

I just had a rant at work about that drongo the friggin honey badger if you want to add that to your list.

Yep honey badger what an olympic class dick he is. The girls were lucky that knob didn't pick them.

 

[Ryan]

Yep honey badger what an olympic class dick he is. The girls were lucky that knob didn't pick them.

Okay, I have to ask, who the hell is the honey badger? Isn't his missus Casey or something and also a ref?

Saw that (you know what) penalise our Jersey Flegg team at Brookie in 2017 17-4.

I actually wrote a complaint to the NRL about her poor standard or refereeing haha.

 

[globaleagle]

Okay, I have to ask, who the hell is the honey badger?

Nick Cummings (union)

(well...one of them)

 

[MadMarcus]

J Christ Dead 3 days - wont miss a game!

The injury to Christ, suffered in Manly’s clash with the Storm, has put the spotlight on the Storm’s latest tackling technique, “crusifiction”.

Despite the death, the Match Review Committee let the player who effected the crusifiction, Storm skipper Cameron Smith, off with a warning. They accepted the submission by the Storm that “it’s not his go”.

Most commentators have sympathy for Christ and think crusifiction should not be a part of the game, but NRL CEO Todd Greenberg said “the injury occurred because Brookvale Oval has inadequate corporate facilities. It is clearly now becoming a player welfare issue. I am considering fining the Manly club.”

Christ is the fifth player to suffer death this season, and the third inflicted by Cameron Smith, since the Storm implemented the controversial tactic at the start of the year.

 

[mickqld]

Okay, I have to ask, who the hell is the honey badger? Isn't his missus Casey or something and also a ref?

Saw that (you know what) penalise our Jersey Flegg team at Brookie in 2017 17-4.

I actually wrote a complaint to the NRL about her poor standard or refereeing haha.

Nick Cummings ex Wallaby winger. Ex The Batchelor idiot. Were just off season dribbling @Ryan. God I can't wait for 2019 kick off. Hope your heads feeling better mate.

 

[ManlyArmy]

I want what ever paint thinners he's been sniffing!