Need help .....

[PJ]

I need some help- I’m in a social….no wait, very social basketball team and we are trying to come up with a name for the team …. I’m looking at humorous options- any suggestions?

 

[The Fonz]

Lassies love children.

 

[Dan]

my indoor soccer teams are called

- 5 random blokes (because we essentially have a different team every week)

- The homewreckers because apparantly a guy and a girl got together after one night and it ended in the girl getting divorced.

thye are humourous.

You could just call the team "The Beers"

 

[Canteen Worker]

When I was at Uni one of the BB teams was called Uranus.

They got a lot of support: Up Uranus!!!

I'm going for Uranus!!! etc

 

[Dan]

now thats a good name!

 

[Fro]

The Trough Lollies

 

[clontaago]

Theres a couple of good touch footy sides in my comp.

I pity the fool.
League of ordinary gentleman

 

[Utility Player]

how about the ball tearer's

 

[Dan]

The ball sniffers?

 

[Garts]

my sister plays Oz Tag for a team sponsored by Dicks Hotel.

"We Love Dicks" is across the shirt, its great!!! Its a mixed team as well.

 

[Nutzcraw]

Bush Wrinkles

or

The Bruno Mumford's

 

[Narcissus]

There's a book by Douglas Adams called 'The Book of Liff' (plus the sequel, 'The Deeper Meaning of Liff'). The concept of the book is that there's lots of places that no-one ever visits plus lots of things in life that really need their own words: so why not take these town names that are never used and apply them to things that need names?

From that book we got the names 'Hagnabies' and 'Tullynessle'.

Hagnaby: Someone who looked a lot more attractive in the disco than they do in your bed the next morning.
Tullynessle: An honest attempt to find the clitoris.

The names are just bizarre enough to make people ask you what they mean. It's a good way to be remembered at least

 

[PJ]

Thanks for all that....except maybe a couple!