Members Cap?

[Ryan]

In Backers case - is was about a VERY, VERY expensive bottle of wine (best I have ever had) that he kindly shared with everyone.

We did it in luxury !! Hehehehe

 

[Dan]

No - that was all your guys understand of \"Backyard Cricket !!!\".

Seriously, who slogs a ball the length of a real cricket ground in backyard cricket. And you were all the same !

Backyard cricket is about accuracy & finesse !!

Backer......BACKER....I'm talking to you mate !

What's that "Chucker"?

 

[Ryan]

You were just afraid of the pace.

 

[Dan]

Because you were outright pegging it.

If you were anymore of a chucker, I would wear gumboots next time

 

[Matabele]

Ryan's rules are catered to gnomes that can't hit the ball off the square.

 

[Ryan]

As upposed to a bloke who almost covers the width of the pitch by standing in the centre.

I may be vertically challanged, but you dead set could rival the equator.

 

[Ryan]

Because you were outright pegging it.

If you were anymore of a chucker, I would wear gumboots next time

And Danners, your the only bloke I know that is told that he has to tee off the women's tee's.

 

[Captain Dong]

Ryan is usually as funny as a terminal illness, but his last 2 comments are gold.

 

[Nutzcraw]

Matabele + Dan = Owned

 

[Matabele]

Good Lord, don't encourage him! We'll have to put up with another 2537 lame ones before he comes up with another.

 

[Dan]

[quote author=Dan]
Because you were outright pegging it.

If you were anymore of a chucker, I would wear gumboots next time

And Danners, your the only bloke I know that is told that he has to tee off the women's tee's.
[/quote]

What that has to do with your lack of Backyard cricket skills I don't know, and for that matter, the fact I have never played golf, let alone golf with you just shows that you are good green citizen recycling other peoples jokes!

By The way do you still use the Chick Stick to break in pool?

 

[Fro]

Good Lord, don't encourage him! We'll have to put up with another 2537 lame ones before he comes up with another.

Better than your strike rate

 

[Matabele]

[quote author=Matabele]
Good Lord, don't encourage him! We'll have to put up with another 2537 lame ones before he comes up with another.

Better than your strike rate

[/quote]

No surprises that Fro is anal enough to be keeping count.

 

[Fro]

not real hard to count to zero

 

[Ryan]

OUCH !!!
Fro 1 Mata 0

 

[Nutzcraw]

hahahhaha good call fro

 

[Matabele]

not real hard to count to zero

Though it has obviously proved beyond you. Do you want the proof or will you admit defeat?

Incidentally, how do you count TO zero? Wouldn't you stay at it?

 

[Fro]

Depends where you start doesn't it?

Defeat? I wasnt aware it was a contest.

 

[Ryan]

Mata - maaaate - Fro's got your measure here. Admitting defeat is more "manly" than writing phrases that only 1/2 the human race can comprehend.

And Dan..I know you haven't played Golf...I was talking about putt putt in your case !!

 

[Dan]

Ryan, do they make you stand on Yellow Pages books when you tee off?