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[Ryan]

What was it you said about recycling jokes?

BoooOOoOOoOooOOoo!!!!

 

[Dan]

why I didnt mention the hairdresser.

Are you still a member of the whereda****arwee tribe by the way Ryan?

 

[Ryan]

Dude, you borrowed one of the many photo's Byso takes of you when your around, and he's supplied you one of his, and you have the diamond head shape cut to match his !!

LoL.

Danners walsk in hairdresser with pink shirt slightly tucked into jean. Has a heart felt coversation with 25 year old chick currently breaking up with boyfriend...

"I'll have the metero thanks !!"

 

[Dan]

Difference is Ryan, I take her home and shag her in every hole open to me, whilst you sit there making jokes about my hair.

 

[Ryan]

Hahahahahahaha...not bad mate, not bad......I liked that one.

Problem is that chick had a special surprise tucked in the front of her G banger...apparently "he's" a metero too !!!

 

[The Gronk]

Fro, Ryan = 1

Mata, Dan = 0

 

[Dan]

that was a pretty lame attempt Ryan, especially in comparison to what I had already written.

Try again, maybe another hair joke?

 

[Dan]

ahh Gronk No way Ryan is anywhere near me on that one!

 

[The Gronk]

all I know is Ryan isn't the one who shagged a man champ

 

[Ryan]

Nah, I was being nice....rather than focusing on all your flaws, I thought I'd just highlight your haricut....

Hehhehehehehe..

 

[Ryan]

all I know is Ryan isn't the one who shagged a man champ

No, that was just his male boss who asked to suck his dick !!! :lol:

 

[The Gronk]

Ryan = 2
Fro = 1
Mata, Dan = 0

 

[Dan]

[quote author=The Gronk]
all I know is Ryan isn't the one who shagged a man champ

No, that was just his male boss who asked to suck his dick !!! :lol:
[/quote]

Ah the jealousy shining through because even Men hit on me when your knees are worn bare from begging your Mrs for sex

 

[Ryan]

Maaaate...I would have bleeding, raw, arthritic, broken, saw jointed, busted knees before I was happy in any kind of fashion about some DUDE asking to knob me.

 

[Nutzcraw]

I reckon he'd rather his knees be worn bare from begging his missus for sex than sucking off his boss.

 

[Ryan]

No mate..his boss at asked if he could give DAN head....

You know...male / female type gays....he wanted Dan to be the man that day !!

 

[Matabele]

Mata - maaaate - Fro's got your measure here. Admitting defeat is more \"manly\" than writing phrases that only 1/2 the human race can comprehend.

What do you know Bear?

 

[Matabele]

I reckon he'd rather his knees be worn bare from begging his missus for sex than sucking off his boss.

from the man who learned the hard way.

 

[Matabele]

Ryan, do they make you stand on Yellow Pages books when you tee off?

At tee off time don't they put the ball on his head?

 

[Ryan]

Can I call three strikes, and your out.

WEAK !!!