mozgrame
Engorged member
Bloody hell! You old pervs!! Lucky for you blokes I'm a shameless exhibitionist or I might be offended by your interest in my choice of win celebration. Being of German extraction, I'm not only a naturally happy and easy going person 😉, I also conduct my marital affairs the same way.
I go the blitzkrieg method!! Attack from all sides at once or in quick succession. North, South, East, West, Top, Bottom and Front to Back. Notice I said front to back, not the other way around because that would be wrong. Am I right ladies??!!!!
This approach also sits well with our old family creed, "Abseits stehen oder mit einem Kind". Loose translation, "Stand aside or bear a child".
Probably why I can identify with Lord Flashheart so easily. WOOF!!!!
I go the blitzkrieg method!! Attack from all sides at once or in quick succession. North, South, East, West, Top, Bottom and Front to Back. Notice I said front to back, not the other way around because that would be wrong. Am I right ladies??!!!!
This approach also sits well with our old family creed, "Abseits stehen oder mit einem Kind". Loose translation, "Stand aside or bear a child".
Probably why I can identify with Lord Flashheart so easily. WOOF!!!!