Everything according to the script we all feared but all knew was coming. A string of penalties to gift Parramatta possession and soften us up followed by a disallowed try (why Thompson didn't keep moving is anyone's guess, but he gave them a reason to take the try off us and they took it), followed by dropped balls, penalties in possession and then, just to top it off, some comical defending out wide (even when he's catching bombs, Uate still figures out how to be a liability) and even more comical defending close to the line. Et tu, Jake? Et tu? Been a long time since I've seen the old "stand back and watch them score a try because we think we're offside" routine but it's still as hilarious as ever.
Most obvious takeaway of the game so far: Croker is not a first-grade footballer. Except for that appalling "pass" to a few blades of grass, he's been completely invisible out there.
Lack of effort and a complete lack of brains.