Make up a headline ...competition ..

[Woodsie]

Ok all you wits ... both full and half ... for a laugh and entertainment make up your own headline ... funny or just wishful thinking ..

To start ...

RAELINE CASTLE APPOINTED CEO OF THE AFL ....

or ..

JAMES HOOPER DENIES AFFAIR .. says he and Toddy were just good friends ...

Let's hear your best ..

 

[Clint]

Parramatta claim back to back Premierships

 

[DUFFMAN]

Proof Roosters are $1,000,000 under the cap

 

[EaglesDontTweet]

NRL ANNOUNCE ALL BROADCASTERS ARE HAPPY - NEWS AT NINE

 

[Will on the hill]

Manly women dominate NRLW.

 

[Woodsie]

T-20 World Cup cancelled .. Nein send V'Landy's flowers and as for a dinner date ..

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

NRL BOSSES RUSHED TO HOSPITAL
12 NRL club bosses collapse with laughter after Politis announces concern about integrity of competition

 

[Harmless27]

NRL announces all future plans will include engagement with the fans

NSW State Govt to spend money wisely on stadiums

NRL engagement of female fans more than simply lip service

No fault stand down policy passes legal stress test and adopted ass best practice

Melbourne Storm, South Sydney Rabbitohs and Parramatta Eels announce a joint 'no dikheads policy'

Melbourne Storm and Sydney Roosters open their books for transparent review

Greenberg admits to Coffs Harbour cover ups

 

[tookey]

Parramatta fans burn down Bankwest stadium when NRL announces they will not be awarded the 2020 premiership despite finishing the season on top of the table with 2 wins and no losses

 

[Loobs]

Government lifts social distancing restrictions at the commencement of flu season...

 

[Shoe1]

Shock Sea Eagles link in COVID19 Pandemic

Manly Sponsor denies link to Hunan Virus Lab

Exclusive: Eagles officials at Wet Markets - photos

Exposed - Leagues club board ordered passengers to disembark cruise

 

[Freddo]

Players say they'd like to see Todd's viewpoint but they couldn't get their heads that far up their own arse.

 

[BOZO]

Ok all you wits ... both full and half ... for a laugh and entertainment make up your own headline ... funny or just wishful thinking ..

To start ...

RAELINE CASTLE APPOINTED CEO OF THE AFL ....

or ..

JAMES HOOPER DENIES AFFAIR .. says he and Toddy were just good friends ...

Let's hear your best ..

Thank you so much @Woodsie . Great idea . I was waiting for this opportunity !
Here goes ....

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE LOYAL AND PASSIONATE MANLY FANS WHO NEVER GAVE UP THE FIGHT TO FIGHT IT OUT AGAINST THE OTHER CLUB MEMBERS AND SHOW GREAT PASSION AND GREAT PRIDE TO TAKE OUR GREAT CLUB UP THE TOP OF THE CLUB MEMBERSHIP TABLE WHERE THEY BELONG !
MANLY SEA EAGLES 52, 999
Rabitts ,28,413
Broncos 27,463
Eels 26, 809
Storm 21, 650
Raiders 18, 388
Panthers 18, 906
Knights 18, 139
Cowboys 16, 509
Tigers 16, 235
Dragons 15, 035
Dogs 15, 170
Roosters 14, 361
Warriors 12, 673
Sharks 9, 768
Titans 7,836

LETS KEEP THIS DREAM ALIVE AND TURN INTO REALITY

PASSION ALWAYS PREVAILS

 

[southsideeagle]

US/Mexican Border Wall To Be Fast Tracked

Built and paid for by the Mexican government

 

[Shoe1]

Greenberg announces Hobart Pangolins as newest NRL Franchise

 

[Freddo]

Cam smith brings ring back to Todd for annual clean.

Edit: Double entendre here. Interpret as you wish.

 

[manlyfan76]

Manly announce signing of Mat Orford.

 

[Shoe1]

I know these headlines are pure fantasy but imagine a world where this could happen:

Nrl buys jewellery for Cam’s wife

Roosters boss calls for points to be stripped from winning 2020 teams

Broke nine blames broke nrl

Qld Premier pours cold water on Origin, Rugby League

 

[manlyfan76]

Todd Turdburgler sacked! Receives golden handshake of $3 million dollars.

 

[Aussie Battler]

Watmough - "I was wrong, DCE a good bloke!"