Make up a headline ...competition ..

[Blucky]

No fault stand down policy passes legal stress test and adopted ass best practice

Misspelling or intended ?

 

[Ranga]

NRL CEO’s daughter agrees with Roosters chairman that first two rounds shouldn’t count

 

[Aussie Battler]

Paul 'The Chief" Harragon admits performance enhancing drug culture rife at Newcastle in '97.

 

[The better Robbo]

The better Robbo (Older twin of that Michael guy) comes out of retirement and wins a premiership scoring 4 tries in a 42 nil win against the Storm

 

[Rackets]

Greenberg looks himself in the eyes and gives himself character reference for best NRL CEO

 

[BoomStickBarbie]

Proof Roosters are $1,000,000 under the cap

I think this was an article not to long ago?

 

[John Nicholson]

Bear Cottage withdraws TPA for Rooster's Tedesco.

 

[maxta]

Roosters sign Taumalolo and Haas

 

[manly al]

Todd announces that consistency isn"t over rated

 

[The '47ers]

Covid 19 runs through Roosters, season goes ahead without them

 

[Fibro Eagle]

Trump in talks with Penn to buy the Manly Sea Eagles
Penn is a friend of a friend of Trump's from there dealings in New York regarding Health funds

 

[The Who]

Trump loses faith in the WHO's Silvertails' posts
"He's lost the plot," Trump declares

 

[Woodsie]

Trump in talks with Penn to buy the Manly Sea Eagles
Penn is a friend of a friend of Trump's from there dealings in New York regarding Health funds

Poor @SeaEagleRock8 just spat his coco pops all over his ABC programme guide ...

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

I don't have cocopops, I have porridge. And I don't use a programme guide, I get most news online these days

 

[maxta]

Penrith want Success - GOULD's new 150 year plan !!

 

[Ranga]

Greenberg admits pursuit of Manly was personal

 

[Freddo]

Nein starts "GO FUND ME PAGE" for NRL

 

[Wombat64]

Greenburg caught not self isolating at a notorious glory hole in Sydney's Eastern Suburbs.

 

[ManEagle]

"TRUMP REVEALS WHERE THE FAKE NEWS ORIGINATED"
President Trump revealed today a joint task force by the CIA, FBI, NIA, NRL and Global Eagle, are investigating a certain @Woodsie for the dissemination of fake news Headlines,. It is reported that the Manly Seaeagles Rugby League Club who have no association wth the Woodsie or the Silvertails fan site directly may lose all competition points for the nexxt 3 seasons as a result of this Fake News Headline thread.
On being advised of this development former CEO Greenturd has offered to Lewinski Trump in the Oval office.

 

[Shoe1]

Panthers Group to diversify into sport

Successful property development, retirement village and licensed club conglomerate, Penrith Panthers, are reportedly considering making a bid to run an NRL franchise.

When it was pointed out to the board that they already had an NRL team in their portfolio, the Chairman remarked “is it April fool’s day? How does this fit with our mission to bankrupt western Sydney, and rort government grants?”