[Resurrected] Lol @ Parra

[Cioran]

A young eels winger in Nadi
Was feeling a little bit randy
The barmaid said no
Of to court you must go
Now he’s facing five years of shandy.

 

[Peter C]

Its ridiculous now,Did you see the yanky reporter who had her bum tapped by a passing marathon runner ?
Two days later I see her interviewed and carrying on like she was raped.

What I want to know is, why is it acceptable for women to jokingly touch a male with a cute bum, yet are horrified when the opposite happens?

 

[Peter C]

A young eels winger in Nadi
Was feeling a little bit randy
The barmaid said no
Of to court you must go
Now he’s facing five years of shandy.

And then his hand will really come in handy

 

[lsz]

What I want to know is, why is it acceptable for women to jokingly touch a male with a cute bum, yet are horrified when the opposite happens?

If the male finds it offensive it is not okay

 

[Peter C]

If the male finds it offensive it is not okay

Yes, but will the repercussions be the same?, I doubt it, it will be a case of girls just having a bit of fun when a bit tipsy

 

[The Wheel]

Eels rush support staff to Fiji as Sivo saga escalates

Charge unknowingly upgraded and unable to return to Australia

wwos.nine.com.au

 

[globaleagle]

lol "rushed"

-Like, only when they found out he couldn't return to Aust and it finally had an effect on the team.

sheesh

 

[HoldenV8]

Sivo just took his big black bat out and asked the bartender if she wanted to play cricket

With apologies to The 12th Man ... aka Billy Birmingham ... and his character Muhammad Azabiggin.

"I saw him in the dressing room earlier and it didn't look like a foot to me. More like 8 or 9 inches"

 

[Shoe1]

Don’t blush baby

 

[Freagle]

Forgot to mention this earlier - but since we are laughing at Parra, it is pertinent to mention that my son‘s futsal team beat Nathan Hindmarsh’s son’s team 11-0 a couple of weeks ago. Hindmarsh junior was in goal.

Hindy barely looked up the whole game - head stuck in his phone. Pretty crap effort really...

 

[Shoe1]

Lane change? Frustrated Eels forward considers options

Shaun Lane feels his contract extension hasn't been made a priority at Parramatta and is already looking elsewhere.

www.smh.com.au

 

[pt73]

Forgot to mention this earlier - but since we are laughing at Parra, it is pertinent to mention that my son‘s futsal team beat Nathan Hindmarsh’s son’s team 11-0 a couple of weeks ago. Hindmarsh junior was in goal.

Hindy barely looked up the whole game - head stuck in his phone. Pretty crap effort really...

Hindy was most probably looking at his sons phone wondering what that shiny object was meant to do.

 

[Captain Moondog]

“Personally, I feel my best footy is in front of me and I am focused on putting my name in Origin conversations when selection talks comes around this year, so I don’t want any contract distractions,” ........." Just kidding" Lane said with refreshing but unexpected candor.... " Brad Arthur couldn't coach a lemming to jump off a cliff, I should never have left Manly, Parramatta have killed my career, tell Des I'll sign on for five bucks..... I'll pay him.....

 

[pt73]

“Personally, I feel my best footy is in front of me and I am focused on putting my name in Origin conversations when selection talks comes around this year, so I don’t want any contract distractions,” ........." Just kidding" Lane said with refreshing but unexpected candor.... " Brad Arthur couldn't coach a lemming to jump off a cliff, I should never have left Manly, Parramatta have killed my career, tell Des I'll sign on for five bucks..... I'll pay him.....

100% correct Parra have wrecked his career he would have really developed under Des.

 

[globaleagle]

The grass isn't always greener when you change lanes.

 

[Desert Eagle]

Eels rush support staff to Fiji as Sivo saga escalates

Charge unknowingly upgraded and unable to return to Australia

wwos.nine.com.au

"Parramatta have flown two staff members to Fiji to provide support to Maika Sivo with hopes it will also clarify communication between the club and the Pacific country's legal system."

This Parra club. How good is it that they have staff who are fluent in Fijian and understand the Pacific country's legal system.

Either that or maybe they need two blokes to sign the cheques.

 

[globaleagle]

"Parramatta have flown two staff members to Fiji to provide support to Maika Sivo with hopes it will also clarify communication between the club and the Pacific country's legal system."

This Parra club. How good is it that they have staff who are fluent in Fijian and understand the Pacific country's legal system.

Either that or maybe they need two blokes to sign the cheques.

Must be a lot easier than the Indonesian language where it is so difficult the Broncos and the NRL simply had no choice but to let Fifita off scott free.

 

[pt73]

"Parramatta have flown two staff members to Fiji to provide support to Maika Sivo with hopes it will also clarify communication between the club and the Pacific country's legal system."

This Parra club. How good is it that they have staff who are fluent in Fijian and understand the Pacific country's legal system.

Either that or maybe they need two blokes to sign the cheques.

They most probably slung Semi a few thousand to help them out with the "intricacies" of the Fijian legal system.

The two blokes will be from a sponsor so it doesn't get them in more salary cap trouble.

 

[Woodsie]

100% correct Parra have wrecked his career he would have really developed under Des.

Not necessarily ... Dessie sacked from Bulldogs .....

 

[MadMarcus]

The grass isn't always greener when you change lanes.

When changing lanes you are supposed to cross over the white lines, not snort them. I believe that’s where Shaun went wrong.