It makes you wonder....

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  1. Guest

    By:GuestNov 15, 2005
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    IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT
    WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X6 desk cubicle.

    IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
    AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

    IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
    AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.

    IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT
    WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors
    for yourself.

    IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
    AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

    IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT
    WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
    deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK...they are called managers.

    Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!!!
     
  2. byso

    By:bysoNov 15, 2005
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    Don't drop the soap Tookey :)
     
  3. Dan

    By:DanNov 15, 2005
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    At work you have girls in short skirts, bending over the photo copier all the time

    ...at prison...well you know

    I am staying at work
     
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    By:NarcissusNov 15, 2005
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    .... with a digital camera I hope, Dan! :)
     
  5. Dan

    By:DanNov 15, 2005
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    ;)
     
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    By:bysoNov 15, 2005
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    That's what mobile phones are for......aren't they?
     
  7. Dan

    By:DanNov 15, 2005
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    well I use mine for phone calls but anyway! :cop: :cop:
     
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    By:MatabeleNov 15, 2005
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    I thought you were more robust than that Dan?
     
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    By:FluffyNov 15, 2005
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    At work tookey gets fired for sexual harrasment

    in prison tookey is everyones favourite cellmate

    ;)
     
  10. Dan

    By:DanNov 15, 2005
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    feeling a little under the weather today so that was the best I could muster
     
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    By:clontaagoNov 16, 2005
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    I do not want to see the girls at my work bending over the photocopier.
     
  12. byso

    By:bysoNov 16, 2005
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    If there anything like the girl on that paper add.

    You're a lucky bastard :)
     
  13. Guest

    By:GuestNov 16, 2005
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    Interesting.

    All the photocopiers I have ever seen you simply stand up and use them.

    What did you do Dan buy one and cut of its stand and put it on the floor in front of your desk so that the girls have to bend over to use it? Hmmm not a bad idea. LOL.
     
  14. Dan

    By:DanNov 16, 2005
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    No i made it so it constantly jams in the bottom paper feed
     
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    By:FluffyNov 17, 2005
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    either idea should be patented
     
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