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IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT
WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X6 desk cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT
WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors
for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT
WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!!!
 

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At work you have girls in short skirts, bending over the photo copier all the time

...at prison...well you know

I am staying at work
 

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That's what mobile phones are for......aren't they?
 

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That's what mobile phones are for......aren't they?

well I use mine for phone calls but anyway! :cop: :cop:
 

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At work tookey gets fired for sexual harrasment

in prison tookey is everyones favourite cellmate

;)
 

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I thought you were more robust than that Dan?
feeling a little under the weather today so that was the best I could muster
 

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I do not want to see the girls at my work bending over the photocopier.
 

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At work you have girls in short skirts, bending over the photo copier all the time

...at prison...well you know

I am staying at work
If there anything like the girl on that paper add.

You're a lucky bastard :)
 
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At work you have girls in short skirts, bending over the photo copier all the time

...at prison...well you know

I am staying at work
Interesting.

All the photocopiers I have ever seen you simply stand up and use them.

What did you do Dan buy one and cut of its stand and put it on the floor in front of your desk so that the girls have to bend over to use it? Hmmm not a bad idea. LOL.
 

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No i made it so it constantly jams in the bottom paper feed
 

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