Inspiration for all Salad Dodgers

Woodsie

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The 150 kg brother of Lattrell Mitchell has been signed to the Roosters top 30 squad for 2019 .... straight from Wyong reserve grade ....

Salad dodgers world-wide have sent congratulations and well wishes ..... and have implored him to ignore the nonsense sprouted by the training staff ... stating the reasonable fact that eating a side of beef got you there .... eating a side of pork bellies with it can only be better ....

 
The 150 kg brother of Lattrell Mitchell has been signed to the Roosters top 30 squad for 2019 .... straight from Wyong reserve grade ....

Salad dodgers world-wide have sent congratulations and well wishes ..... and have implored him to ignore the nonsense sprouted by the training staff ... stating the reasonable fact that eating a side of beef got you there .... eating a side of pork bellies with it can only be better ....

Just a pup.
 
Any of our Wyong residents got any info about him ..... the report said he could play and that talent wasn't an issue ..... just that he may struggle aerobically .....

Sponsor Steggles should go alright with the increased chicken sales
 
The bloke actually go's pretty well - kind of the George Rose type with a bit of spring for his size....it could be a case of "Get out my way or I'll eat you".....
 
The 150 kg brother of Lattrell Mitchell has been signed to the Roosters top 30 squad for 2019 .... straight from Wyong reserve grade ....

Salad dodgers world-wide have sent congratulations and well wishes ..... and have implored him to ignore the nonsense sprouted by the training staff ... stating the reasonable fact that eating a side of beef got you there .... eating a side of pork bellies with it can only be better ....

Do lap bands and gastric sleeve surgeries count under the cap. That’s what this bloke needs. Only way he’s gonna get down to a playing weight by the kick off of 2019
 
Got to admire a club who can think outside the square.

Two books. 3rd party deals not at arms length with emails to prove it. Yeah Bah not so much.

Uncle Nick must laugh and wonder why more club owners don't just play the great game of golf.

It's easy if you think about it.
 
Complete rort. Transparent salary manipulation. A player like that couldn’t be near the top 30 at any club let alone the premiers.

The worst example since hoppa became part of the parra coaching staff when they poached will.
 

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