I’m back what have I missed ??

[Wombat64]

You've missed a big FAT NOTHING. NOT ONE THING.

 

[swoop]

Two weeks in the wilderness , and yes I did see one of the two games on Fox by Satellite.

But in 5 easy points, what did I miss???

1 Nothing
2
3
4
5

 

[bob dylan]

1 Sam Burgess signed a 3 year deal with Manly
2 The Salary Cap issue was dropped and Greenburg apologised.
3 Penn floated the whole shebang on the stock market and now @Dan has a senior position on the team selection panel that goes with his 40% ownership.
4 Brookvale Oval is being moved to Rose Bay, only Malcolm and Tony know the details.
5 Peter Peters exploded.

PS Not all the above is factual.

 

[mickqld]

1. Greenturd is a c**k
2. Greenturd is a c**t
3. Greenturd is a f***w*t
4. Greenturd is a c**ksmoker
5. Manly suck big ones.

 

[Wombat64]

Has @Mark from Brisbane read all this crap and pissed off again? Wouldn't blame him.....

 

[niccipops]

Hi Mark

1. We've
2. All
3. Gone
4. Completely
5. Mad

 

[Jerry1]

It's not all bad news. No footy this week so we won't lose.

Countering this is Baz is till coach.

 

[BOZO]

@Mark from Brisbane . Where are you feathered friend . Come out , come out where ever you are .
Tell us about the top 5 things you did in the wilderness ?

 

[niccipops]

@Mark from Brisbane . Where are you feathered friend . Come out , come out where ever you are .
Tell us about the top 5 things you did in the wilderness ?

What happens in the wilderness stays in the wilderness.
When the camper van's rocking don't come knocking.

 

[ALinda]

1. We got on a roll with come from behind wins over warriors and dragons
2. A real sense of teamwork and comradery has emerged as the team responds to the inspired leadership of DCE.
3. Coach Barrett has introduced some intricate attacking plays which have been executed to perfection, bamboozling opponents and having pundits suggesting TB is destined for higher coaching honors.
4. NRL CEO Todd Greenberg has dismissed all salary cap penalties against manly, holding a press conference where he tearfully broke down after admitting he was wrong, and has always been wrong. Begging forgiveness, he resigned later that day and is now the toilet cleaner at brookie.
5. NSW lost the state of origin with qld running out 30-10 winners inspired by late call up DCE.

In our dreams

@Mark from Brisbane the thread titles on here should answer most of your queries.

 

[Bubbler]

I honestly have no idea what you’ve missed. Me, these days I put on a porno when Manly play.

 

[Pittwater Legend]

Well Mark you had missed the wrath of @globaleagle until you stepped right back in the firing line. He got you good

 

[globaleagle]

Well Mark you had missed the wrath of @globaleagle until you stepped right back in the firing line. He got you good

He knows he's a much loved, well respected, big ole Teddy Bear whose cheeks you just wanna pinch and go; "boosha boosha boosha!"

 

[Wombat64]

He knows he's a much loved, well respected, big old Teddy Bear whose cheeks you just wanna pinch and go; "boosha boosha boosha!"

Where is the WTF emoji?

 

[Class of 96]

* whingeing
* whining
* despair
* misery
* hopelessness

Prettty much same same before you disappeared. Rinse and repeat.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

I’m back , sort of!!

1 bar of 3G at a place called Lara Wetland near Barcaldine!!

I’m catching up on the two weeks of being “ out of the loop”.

Although I did see the games on Sat TV.

 

[ManWar]

I’m back , sort of!!

1 bar of 3G at a place called Lara Wetland near Barcaldine!!

Is that the porno someone was referring to earlier?

 

[NYEagle]

The sky fell in.
Need any detail?
NYEagle

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

The sky fell in.
Need any detail?
NYEagle

Nah, it’ll still be there when I’m back next Week!

 

[Class of 96]

Nah, it’ll still be there when I’m back next Week!

Shame the sky won’t

 

[Dan]

1 Sam Burgess signed a 3 year deal with Manly
2 The Salary Cap issue was dropped and Greenburg apologised.
3 Penn floated the whole shebang on the stock market and now @Dan has a senior position on the team selection panel that goes with his 40% ownership.
4 Brookvale Oval is being moved to Rose Bay, only Malcolm and Tony know the details.
5 Peter Peters exploded.

PS Not all the above is factual.

ive been quietly buying shares through two shelf companies and working my way up to a majority share

 

[Chip and Chase]

I honestly have no idea what you’ve missed. Me, these days I put on a porno when Manly play.

The way we are getting f@#ked over by the opposition, it's the same thing.