Hyperthetical

[Dan]

Ok so not footy related but I run everything through the brains trust.

Let's say...
You're 40, your wife is 40.
You're wife is 9 weeks pregnant, you have 4 kids, two biological, two step kids.
You own a Kelpie X border collie at 10 months old..

You walk 10 - 15 KMs a day with a bad knee with said dog.

Someone offers you a 16 week border collie X Kelpie for free.

What do you do?

 

[highlandeagle]

Put the bottle down mate.

 

[pjayz]

So you’re exaggerating?

 

[Dan]

If not does anyone want a male Kelpie X collie puppy for free, he's a good boy

 

[Dan]

So you’re exaggerating?

Ok closer to 10kms than 15

 

[pjayz]

Ok closer to 10kms than 15

Well you did say it was “hyperthetical”.

 

[cc eagle]

Ok so not footy related but I run everything through the brains trust.

Let's say...
You're 40, your wife is 40.
You're wife is 9 weeks pregnant, you have 4 kids, two biological, two step kids.
You own a Kelpie X border collie at 10 months old..

You walk 10 - 15 KMs a day with a bad knee with said dog.

Someone offers you a 16 week border collie X Kelpie for free.

What do you do?

Sounds like one of those trick questions Dan, so I'll say, get a knee replacement !!

 

[Dan]

Sounds like one of those trick questions Dan, so I'll say, get a knee replacement !!

Tried surgery, no good but this puppy needs a new home and I'm trying to find reasons not to home it

 

[malroon]

Congratulations....

 

[Kalvin]

Already got one sorry Dan... and just to comfort you he is 7 now and still acts like a puppy!

 

[ManlyTragic]

10 - 15 km per day and a bad knee!!!

I’m struggling to run 10km a day and my legs are fine

just sayin

 

[cc eagle]

Tried surgery, no good but this puppy needs a new home and I'm trying to find reasons not to home it

Me too, TKR, with poor result, sorry can't help with the pup

 

[Dan]

Congratulations....

Well read.

But do you want the puppy?

 

[Dan]

Me too, TKR, with poor result, sorry can't help with the pup

Sucks man "specialist" said "let's try physio"
Yeah man that's whyninpaid you all that money and let you invade my body

 

[Dan]

10 - 15 km per day and a bad knee!!!

I’m struggling to run 10km a day and my legs are fine

just sayin

A limp is as good as a walk, but spud is playing for keeps

 

[The better Robbo]

Ok so not footy related but I run everything through the brains trust.

Let's say...
You're 40, your wife is 40.
You're wife is 9 weeks pregnant, you have 4 kids, two biological, two step kids.
You own a Kelpie X border collie at 10 months old..

You walk 10 - 15 KMs a day with a bad knee with said dog.

Someone offers you a 16 week border collie X Kelpie for free.

What do you do?

Trade her in for a newer model

 

[Chip and Chase]

* Shuts down thread before kids see it

 

[Dan]

* Shuts down thread before kids see it

Whose kids?

 

[Chip and Chase]

Whose kids?

Mine. If they get wind of a free puppy all hell will break loose.

 

[Supreme Leader]

If the baby is yours.... then do as your wife says