Have a laugh at this parra fan

[Brookvale2015]

Was just reading through some zero tackle comments and a parra supporter wrote this

Dale Copley has signed with the roosters, bird resigned with the sharks and Jennings set to sign with the eels lots of news u guys have been missing. Anyway Jennings is a huge boost and will improve our Backline so our so called weakness is one of the best with the best wing and best centre as a combo hardly call that a weakness

1.Gordon experienced fullback
2.Radradra best wing in the world
3.Jennings best centre in the world
4.Takarangi underrated player
5.Gutherson exciting youngster
6.Norman most underrated player in the nrl Foran will make him look good
7.Foran one of the top 5 halves in the world
8.Mannah hardest worker in the nrl
9.Peats will make nsw debut this year
10.Paulo hottest player on the market in 2016
11.Scott experienced
12.Mau toughest player in the nrl
13.Watmough will improve with Scott and Foran by his side
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Lol first of all

Jennings is not the best centre in the world was average last year and the year before, Lyon is number 1 in the world by miles

Takarangi is a fringe first grader who should be playing second row

Gutherson is unproven at nrl level

Norman is average nothing more he and Foran will struggle as a combo as neither of them have a long range kicking game

Foran ain't in the top 5 halves
1.Jt
2.Cronk
3.DCE
4.Hunt
5.Johnson

Mannah is no where near hardest worker in the nrl, myles Parker are players off the top off my head who would be harder workers than Mannah who IMO is lazy

Peats is always injured and as if Daley will pick him ahead of farah and Ennis

Paulo is an average player lazy inconsistent as if he will set the market on fire

Ma'u toughest player in the nrl you're a coward if you go to jail for what he did plus Taupau would eat him

Watmough how does having a crappy second rower who averages 60 meters improve u?

 

[BOZO]

The Parra fans have been living in their wet dreams for a very long time now and their only woody they ever got was wooden spoons

 

[Wombat64]

Watmough will go 100M sideways though with the trademark crab runs

 

[simon64]

Oh dear...........someone has found mummy and daddy's stash.

Nuuuuuurse.

 

[Wombat Legacy]

Watmough will go 100M sideways though with the trademark crab runs

Just thinking about his cross field running, and that stupid confused look on his face while doing it makes me laugh,,,,WHAT NOW? Gotta feel sorry for Choccy...on second thoughts Nuh

 

[Ralphie]

I will say this, that is the best Parra team since 2009 and could make the 8 if they have a whole lot of luck and absolutely no injuries. I predict a 10th place finish.

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

The pre-season is the time fans are allowed to dream. Adding Jennings, Gordon, Foran, and Scott, they are entitled to be looking at a better year. If Foran stays healthy they'll probably be knocking on the door for the 8.

 

[Fluffy]

We get some rose coloured glasses here. Some have Knight starting, Lussick will be better just because he has changed clubs.

 

[cherry_poppins]

Oh dear...........someone has found mummy and daddy's stash.

Nuuuuuurse.

Does he need a Rod Stewart stomach pump?

 

[midsteyne]

this is what they need

 

[Deleted member 24974]

It will be interesting to see who they let go if they sign Jennings. Considering they where already over the cap last year and have only released 3 players of note Lussick,Hopate and Sandow as well as some average players but signed 15 new player including some of the most over paid players in the competition including Foran, Jennings, Gordon, Scott.
I'm predicting they will get into salary cap problem and get the spoon again.

 

[KOMORI]

It will be interesting to see who they let go if they sign Jennings. Considering they where already over the cap last year and have only released 3 players of note Lussick,Hopate and Sandow as well as some average players but signed 15 new player including some of the most over paid players in the competition including Foran, Jennings, Gordon, Scott.
I'm predicting they will get into salary cap problem and get the spoon again.

Aren't they still a chance of starting at -4 points this year due to last year's salary cap indiscretions?

 

[Andrew..]

Jennings won't be going anywhere if SKD is found guilty.

 

[manlyfan76]

Jennings won't be going anywhere if SKD is found guilty.

If found guilty could he be deported?

 

[tookey]

Parra will have to release Paulo and Pauli Pauli to fit jennings in under thses salary cap so there goes their best prop according to that poster

Then again as stated the roosters won't release jennings if SKD is suspended.

Also 1ee report that Watmore wll make a decision on whether to continue his career by round 12

 

[Frogz]

It will be interesting to see who they let go if they sign Jennings. Considering they where already over the cap last year and have only released 3 players of note Lussick,Hopate and Sandow as well as some average players but signed 15 new player including some of the most over paid players in the competition including Foran, Jennings, Gordon, Scott.
I'm predicting they will get into salary cap problem and get the spoon again.

Hopoate hasn't been released. The courts will determine what Parra have to pay and if he wins they will be in even more $hit

 

[manlyfan76]

Hopoate hasn't been released. The courts will determine what Parra have to pay and if he wins they will be in even more $hit

I hope the mormon god helps out Will with winning the court case.

 

[Rex]

I hope the mormon god helps out Will with winning the court case.

Yep, except for mormons its gods, not god.

 

[JenEagle]

Watmough won't last the season. He is completely broken.

 

[manlyfan76]

Watmough won't last the season. He is completely broken.

I hope they are 5\10 and choc tries to go on, to prolong the pain for slimey fans.