I note a few insults flying around today. Thought it might be good to start a separate thread of some of the best; A few I have heard: "He couldn't run a grog up in a brewery." "He is depriving a Village somewhere of an idiot!" I am sure some on here can do a lot better.
Saw a book yesterday of the best sporting insults - british based though. Had a quick flick, some pearlers
Shane Warne told Cullinan in the second series in which they had confronted each other: '"I have been waiting for you for three years!" Cullinan "Looks like you have spent most of it eating!"
Best one i Heard was One Footy player asked the opposition Player "why he was so fat" ? to which he replied "Everytime I screw your wife she gives me a biscuit" Also Andrew Johns to Mark Riddell asked him if he wanted any sauce with that as he carried the football b4 kicking for Goal
On fat jokes I thought Flip's one (I hope it was Flipper) about 'yo momma was so fat she needed a life guard for her cereal bowl' was a fine effort.
Yes, I will take the wrap for that but also point out that i found it whilst surfing the internet on evening.
How about from Red Dwarf... "Lister... you're... a word hasn't been invented yet to describe whatever it is you are, but you are one, and a big one at that."
