Good Insults

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  1. Canteen Worker

    By:Canteen WorkerFeb 7, 2005
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    I note a few insults flying around today. Thought it might be good to start a separate thread of some of the best;

    A few I have heard:

    "He couldn't run a grog up in a brewery."

    "He is depriving a Village somewhere of an idiot!"

    I am sure some on here can do a lot better.
     
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    By:FluffyFeb 7, 2005
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    Saw a book yesterday of the best sporting insults - british based though.

    Had a quick flick, some pearlers
     
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    By:The WheelFeb 7, 2005
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    CW - "Couldn't organise a root in a brothel with a fist full of fifties."
     
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    Shane Warne told Cullinan in the second series in which they had confronted each other: '"I have been waiting for you for three years!"

    Cullinan "Looks like you have spent most of it eating!"
     
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    By:DanFeb 7, 2005
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    "You couldnt get a chick with a $100 bill hanging out your zipper"
     
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    By:VolleyFeb 7, 2005
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    "You're gay".
     
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    By:StevieFeb 7, 2005
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    Best one i Heard was One Footy player asked the opposition Player "why he was so fat" ? to which he replied "Everytime I screw your wife she gives me a biscuit"


    Also Andrew Johns to Mark Riddell asked him if he wanted any sauce with that

    as he carried the football b4 kicking for Goal
     
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    By:ManlyBackerFeb 8, 2005
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    On fat jokes I thought Flip's one (I hope it was Flipper) about 'yo momma was so fat she needed a life guard for her cereal bowl' was a fine effort.
     
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    By:fLIPFeb 8, 2005
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    Yes, I will take the wrap for that but also point out that i found it whilst surfing the internet on evening. :D
     
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    By:MatabeleFeb 8, 2005
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    ManlyBacker's insult directed at me yesterday was a fair effort.
     
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    You just can't let it go.... :p :lol: :lol: :wink:
     
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    By:MatabeleFeb 8, 2005
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    I was giving credit where credit is due. :wink:
     
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    Me thinks yo ass is getting smarter & smarter :)
     
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    See, everyone thinks I'm sarcastic even when I'm serious!
     
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    By:Larry TateFeb 8, 2005
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    Standard one from Jerry Springer:"Shut up,you ain't nothing but a skanky ho!!"
     
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    By:HopiumFeb 8, 2005
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    The insults found in Blackadder are brilliant!!
     
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    By:bysoFeb 8, 2005
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    Yep funny that :wink:
     
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    By:bysoFeb 8, 2005
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    Your wetter than fish's wet bits!
     
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    By:HopiumFeb 8, 2005
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    How about from Red Dwarf...

    "Lister... you're... a word hasn't been invented yet to describe whatever it is you are, but you are one, and a big one at that."
     
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    SMEG HEAD
     
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