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Canteen Worker

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I note a few insults flying around today. Thought it might be good to start a separate thread of some of the best;

A few I have heard:

"He couldn't run a grog up in a brewery."

"He is depriving a Village somewhere of an idiot!"

I am sure some on here can do a lot better.
 

Fluffy

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Saw a book yesterday of the best sporting insults - british based though.

Had a quick flick, some pearlers
 

The Wheel

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CW - "Couldn't organise a root in a brothel with a fist full of fifties."
 

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Shane Warne told Cullinan in the second series in which they had confronted each other: '"I have been waiting for you for three years!"

Cullinan "Looks like you have spent most of it eating!"
 

Dan

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"You couldnt get a chick with a $100 bill hanging out your zipper"
 

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Best one i Heard was One Footy player asked the opposition Player "why he was so fat" ? to which he replied "Everytime I screw your wife she gives me a biscuit"


Also Andrew Johns to Mark Riddell asked him if he wanted any sauce with that

as he carried the football b4 kicking for Goal
 

ManlyBacker

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On fat jokes I thought Flip's one (I hope it was Flipper) about 'yo momma was so fat she needed a life guard for her cereal bowl' was a fine effort.
 

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Yes, I will take the wrap for that but also point out that i found it whilst surfing the internet on evening. :D
 

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ManlyBacker's insult directed at me yesterday was a fair effort.
 

ManlyBacker

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Me thinks yo ass is getting smarter & smarter :)
 

Matabele

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See, everyone thinks I'm sarcastic even when I'm serious!
 

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Standard one from Jerry Springer:"Shut up,you ain't nothing but a skanky ho!!"
 

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The insults found in Blackadder are brilliant!!
 

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How about from Red Dwarf...

"Lister... you're... a word hasn't been invented yet to describe whatever it is you are, but you are one, and a big one at that."
 

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