Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
You are always lost in thought - it's unfamiliar territory
You were born so ugly they stuck you in a humidicrib with smoked glass
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others
You have a mind so fine that no idea could violate it
You are simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up
You must have had a magnificent build before your stomach went in for a career of its own
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees
You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt