God

[Dan]

If he were a person, would you call him a friend?

 

[fLIP]

its a tough one.

most of my friends dont ignore me when i talk to them.

 

[SilentBob]

He would have no friends, except for the Pope maybe in Rome.

 

[Matabele]

Carp or Bream?

 

[Kiwi Eagle]

If he were a person, would you call him a friend?

I would be proud to call Cliff Lyons my friend

 

[Cameron]

[quote author=Dan link=topic=182441.msg251700#msg251700 date=1266067191]
If he were a person, would you call him a friend?

I would be proud to call Cliff Lyons my friend
[/quote]
well said my sheep loving brother 🙂

 

[Canteen Worker]

Answer to the original question Dan: Yes and I do!!! 🙂

 

[Dan]

So CW you are saying God is both a HE and a Person?

 

[Fro]

are you still on your honeymoon dan?

 

[clontaago]

During the recent Haiti earthquake when people were being pulled from the rubble, God was being praised for his miracles.

God must be only person/thing who can cause the deaths of millions of people each year and then take credit for saving a handful.

 

[Canteen Worker]

So CW you are saying God is both a HE and a Person?

I am saying you can relate to him personally. Mind you, you can always find reasons not to believe, the way that some find reasons to believe!!! 😉

Is this going to turn into another thread on the existence of God?  Mata hasn't weighed into this one yet I note!!

 

[Matabele]

Yes I have, I called it for what it is.

 

[ManlyBacker]

Yes I have, I called it for what it is.

I agree - this has to be a trick question or the fishing reel is just getting a workout 🙂

 

[Fro]

Or Dan is bored with Married life already

 

[Dan]

Or was drunk and bored of flattening cane toads with the shovel

 

[Matabele]

Less than two weeks married, and he's drunk and bored.  What a catch.

 

[Dan]

something like that. I think I was 10 beers down and jesus christ superstar just started.

 

[Canteen Worker]

Jesus Christ Superstar is a great text on which to make decisions about who God is and isn't!!!!

 

[Chip and Chase]

If "he" existed I'd definitely try and ingratiate myself. Imagine having a friend like JC. You'd never need a boat, you'd never need to buy wine and, presuming you like fish and bread, you'd never need to pay for food again. He'd also come in handy if you ever contracted leprosy.

 

[Matabele]

And he'd piss off all priests, vicars and other high church psychopaths which would be great fun.