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The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 6 of the 7 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, ****!" Only the state of Queensland it was different. There, 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this."
 
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SO very true..... i know so many people that drink while they drive up here.... me and the workmates stop into the drive thru liquor barns after work for farksake to grab a few roadies... trust me the driver is ripping the top off a few aswell
 

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