Friday Funny II

[Dan]

Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.
The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
but one. Unless you pass it, you cannot be a citizen of Australia."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and
say, "Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works at a helpdesk somewhere near you. .

:wall: :wall: :wall:

 

[PJ]

I like it- we get about 50 bloody phonecalls a day from Indian call centres wanting to sign us up on phone plans!

 

[Kiwi Eagle]

Matabele is admiring himself in the mirror and says to his wife "Look at that, 12 stone of pure dynamite"

Mrs Mata replies "Bloody shame about the 2 inch fuse"

 

[byso]

Is Mujibar actually Danny our resident help desk chap

 

[Dan]

am i from india?

 

[Canteen Worker]

Vould you like a Papadam????

 

[Volley]

Vould you like a Papadam????

terrible.

 

[Dan]

it had merit

 

[Volley]

yeah, in hindsight it's a pretty solid effort.