Friday Funny II

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Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.
The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
but one. Unless you pass it, you cannot be a citizen of Australia."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and
say, "Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works at a helpdesk somewhere near you. .

:wall: :wall: :wall:
 
I like it- we get about 50 bloody phonecalls a day from Indian call centres wanting to sign us up on phone plans!
 
Matabele is admiring himself in the mirror and says to his wife "Look at that, 12 stone of pure dynamite"

Mrs Mata replies "Bloody shame about the 2 inch fuse"
 

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