Friday Funny II

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  1. Dan

    By:DanJul 22, 2005
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    Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.
    The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
    but one. Unless you pass it, you cannot be a citizen of Australia."
    Mujibar said, "I am ready."
    The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
    The Officer said, "Go ahead."
    Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and
    say, "Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
    Mujibar now works at a helpdesk somewhere near you. .

    :wall: :wall: :wall:
     
  2. PJ

    By:PJJul 22, 2005
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    I like it- we get about 50 bloody phonecalls a day from Indian call centres wanting to sign us up on phone plans!
     
  3. Kiwi Eagle

    By:Kiwi EagleJul 22, 2005
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    Matabele is admiring himself in the mirror and says to his wife "Look at that, 12 stone of pure dynamite"

    Mrs Mata replies "Bloody shame about the 2 inch fuse"
     
  4. byso

    By:bysoJul 22, 2005
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    Is Mujibar actually Danny our resident help desk chap :)
     
  5. Dan

    By:DanJul 22, 2005
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    am i from india?
     
  6. Canteen Worker

    By:Canteen WorkerJul 22, 2005
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    Vould you like a Papadam????
     
  7. Volley

    By:VolleyJul 23, 2005
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    terrible.
     
  8. Dan

    By:DanJul 23, 2005
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    it had merit
     
  9. Volley

    By:VolleyJul 23, 2005
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    yeah, in hindsight it's a pretty solid effort.
     
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