Egrets, I've had a few...(musings and some pics)

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After much consideration, I have indeed realised that it is in fact....


a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll.
 

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I think our clothes dryer is having sex with our sheets.

Every time I take the sheets out, there's always one remaining wet patch!


*ge orig.
 

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globaleagle said:
I think our clothes dryer is having sex with our sheets.

Every time I take the sheets out, there's always one remaining wet patch!


*ge orig.

I'd have a couple of Egrets after that post mate
 

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Dan said:
I have some egrets after reading that

Dan said:
globaleagle said:
I think our clothes dryer is having sex with our sheets.

Every time I take the sheets out, there's always one remaining wet patch!


*ge orig.

I'd have a couple of Egrets after that post mate



I'm sensing a theme!
 

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Here's a cartoon variation for you GE, you can use your sketching skills.

Scene – a zoo. Father and little kid standing near 'Egret' sign, looking out
Dad: Any there, Johnny?
Kid: Yes … but too few to mention

:D
(You're welcome!)
 

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SeaEagleRock8 said:
Here's a cartoon variation for you GE, you can use your sketching skills.

Scene – a zoo. Father and little kid standing near 'Egret' sign, looking out
Dad: Any there, Johnny?
Kid: Yes … but too few to mention

:D
(You're welcome!)

lol, noice. (sorry if you expected a better response!)
 

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2 peas next to each other in a pod...

One says to the other" Move over for god's sake, you're always bloody crowding me!!"

lol

tm: ge


Actually that'd work better in cartoon form.


sigh, I wish I could draw.
 

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Far-Side-cartoon-what-dogs-hear.jpg
 

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I think we should have a points system for being able to slip these jokes into other threads in the footy forum.

I say that, because I have had 2 attempts at it that only GE noticed
 

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Dan said:
I think we should have a points system for being able to slip these jokes into other threads in the footy forum.

I say that, because I have had 2 attempts at it that only GE noticed

...."At least you gave it a shot..."



heehee:p:D


edit: Maybe it was because you used my jokes...and the genius of my writings, plus the genius of your quote placements is simply, as they say, ahead of our time!

Yup, that's it.
 
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globaleagle said:
2 peas next to each other in a pod...

One says to the other" Move over for god's sake, you're always bloody crowding me!!"

lol

tm: ge


Actually that'd work better in cartoon form.


sigh, I wish I could draw.


I'd give you a like, but then again, I am a sexy genius!
 

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On a completely different note:

Those fans of calvin and hobbes know all about their creator bill waterson.

Incredibly reclusive, refuses to licence any of his images, and is usually annoyed with the failing art form of comics and the newspapers treatment of such.

Well......

He recently did a few strips for the comic 'strip' "Pearls before swine!!"

The description from the P before s author is interesting (to people like me).

Basically...it's awesome! And big news in the comic book world.

http://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/2014/06/07/ever-wished-that-calvin-and-hobbes-creator-bill-watterson-would-return-to-the-comics-page-well-he-just-did/


http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/jun/09/calvin-and-hobbes-bill-watterson-pearls-before-swine

http://www.theverge.com/2014/6/7/5788534/bill-watterson-quietly-returns-to-comic-strips-as-secret-pearls



Bigger than big Kev...I was excited!
 

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Dan said:
I think we should have a points system for being able to slip these jokes into other threads in the footy forum.

I say that, because I have had 2 attempts at it that only GE noticed

but you would have an unfair advantage as people don't read your posts ;)
 

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