Egrets, I've had a few...(musings and some pics)

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The Eagle Has Landed said:
Do you really want to hear a stupid joke?
I don't care your going to anyway.
On the back of a scanlens wrapper quite a while ago was this
Why did the spider climb the wall?
Answer = Pencil.

Am I missing something?

I'd say the answer was a typo!

Both google and I have no idea.
 

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globaleagle said:
The Eagle Has Landed said:
Do you really want to hear a stupid joke?
I don't care your going to anyway.
On the back of a scanlens wrapper quite a while ago was this
Why did the spider climb the wall?
Answer = Pencil.

Am I missing something?

I'd say the answer was a typo!

Both google and I have no idea.

It's a play on words, or word, like the word Joke
 

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globaleagle said:
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Play on words my bot bot! I dont believe you so I'll repost my pic!
 

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Larson never struck me as being that funny when he was playing, but he obviously had hidden talents. Playing for Norths is enough to test anyone's sense of humour I suppose.
 

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Chip and Chase said:
Bummer of a birthmark Hal !!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

For years that was my favourite one. Even had a mug with that printed on it! for me, you couldn't have picked a better one to quote. :)

Chip and Chase said:
Larson never struck me as being that funny when he was playing, but he obviously had hidden talents. Playing for Norths is enough to test anyone's sense of humour I suppose.

I think it was his golden voice!
 

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This would be better with pics but

1) I can't draw, and
2)Too drunk.

But what is funnier:

a) Kid in a pet shop obv has asked the owner a question....and the owner replies:

"Egrets, I've had a few!"


b) Family at a zoo in front of a zoo worker who is in front of an empty cage.
Zoo worker says:
"I have no egrets."

a,
b, or
c - neither, don't give up your day job.

Which would suck, as I'm actually stephen colbert.

edit: An egret is a bird (for the morons out there)

And @Dan

cause he's like Dan, you know!
 

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globaleagle said:
Chip and Chase said:
Bummer of a birthmark Hal !!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

For years that was my favourite one. Even had a mug with that printed on it! for me, you couldn't have picked a better one to quote. :)

For me it's the Midvale (??) School for the gifted, push/pull door one.
 

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Sold each one for $1500 + reprints.

So :p to you knockers!
 
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Anyone watch "game of thrones"?

I do

It's awesome.

So I was thinking about 2 drones sitting opposite a chessboard.

One says to the other: "Knight to king 4."

And underneath it says: "Game of Drones!"

ah hahahahahha

Sheesh I wish I could draw. It'd possibly be funnier then.
 
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globaleagle

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ok girls

how about this one.......


a drawing of the southern cross running across the street.

underneath the caption says:......


"sudden cross"


!!!!!!

oh come the hell on, that's funny!!!!!!
 
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T NOW! What do we want? More time travelling jokes!! When do we want them? RIGH
 

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globaleagle said:
T NOW! What do we want? More time travelling jokes!! When do we want them? RIGH

Thanks @Slide It's good to know someone on here understands/gets good humour!


:angel::cool:
 

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y pleasure. It's m


And on another note seeing I've chimed in, my favourite Far Sides are 'school for the gifted' & also 'Professor Schwartzman's canine decoder.'

Why the long face is an oldie but a goodie. Short, sweet, catches you by surprise if you have never heard it but it's firmly in the Dad-joke category.
 

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You know you're in a bad way when your doctor gives you a calendar......


with only 6 months in it!!! *




*ge original.
 

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