Egrets, I've had a few...(musings and some pics)

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globaleagle

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RE: These cigs will kill you!!

The Eagle Has Landed said:
Do you really want to hear a stupid joke?
I don't care your going to anyway.
On the back of a scanlens wrapper quite a while ago was this
Why did the spider climb the wall?
Answer = Pencil.

Am I missing something?

I'd say the answer was a typo!

Both google and I have no idea.
 

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RE: These cigs will kill you!!

globaleagle said:
The Eagle Has Landed said:
Do you really want to hear a stupid joke?
I don't care your going to anyway.
On the back of a scanlens wrapper quite a while ago was this
Why did the spider climb the wall?
Answer = Pencil.

Am I missing something?

I'd say the answer was a typo!

Both google and I have no idea.

It's a play on words, or word, like the word Joke
 

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RE: These cigs will kill you!!

globaleagle said:
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Play on words my bot bot! I dont believe you so I'll repost my pic!
 

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RE: These cigs will kill you!!

Larson never struck me as being that funny when he was playing, but he obviously had hidden talents. Playing for Norths is enough to test anyone's sense of humour I suppose.
 

globaleagle

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RE: These cigs will kill you!!

Chip and Chase said:
Bummer of a birthmark Hal !!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

For years that was my favourite one. Even had a mug with that printed on it! for me, you couldn't have picked a better one to quote. :)

Chip and Chase said:
Larson never struck me as being that funny when he was playing, but he obviously had hidden talents. Playing for Norths is enough to test anyone's sense of humour I suppose.

I think it was his golden voice!
 

globaleagle

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RE: These cigs will kill you!!

This would be better with pics but

1) I can't draw, and
2)Too drunk.

But what is funnier:

a) Kid in a pet shop obv has asked the owner a question....and the owner replies:

"Egrets, I've had a few!"


b) Family at a zoo in front of a zoo worker who is in front of an empty cage.
Zoo worker says:
"I have no egrets."

a,
b, or
c - neither, don't give up your day job.

Which would suck, as I'm actually stephen colbert.

edit: An egret is a bird (for the morons out there)

And @Dan

cause he's like Dan, you know!
 

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globaleagle said:
Chip and Chase said:
Bummer of a birthmark Hal !!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

For years that was my favourite one. Even had a mug with that printed on it! for me, you couldn't have picked a better one to quote. :)

For me it's the Midvale (??) School for the gifted, push/pull door one.
 

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Sold each one for $1500 + reprints.

So :p to you knockers!
 
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Anyone watch "game of thrones"?

I do

It's awesome.

So I was thinking about 2 drones sitting opposite a chessboard.

One says to the other: "Knight to king 4."

And underneath it says: "Game of Drones!"

ah hahahahahha

Sheesh I wish I could draw. It'd possibly be funnier then.
 
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globaleagle

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ok girls

how about this one.......


a drawing of the southern cross running across the street.

underneath the caption says:......


"sudden cross"


!!!!!!

oh come the hell on, that's funny!!!!!!
 
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globaleagle

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T NOW! What do we want? More time travelling jokes!! When do we want them? RIGH
 

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globaleagle said:
T NOW! What do we want? More time travelling jokes!! When do we want them? RIGH

Thanks @Slide It's good to know someone on here understands/gets good humour!


:angel::cool:
 

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y pleasure. It's m


And on another note seeing I've chimed in, my favourite Far Sides are 'school for the gifted' & also 'Professor Schwartzman's canine decoder.'

Why the long face is an oldie but a goodie. Short, sweet, catches you by surprise if you have never heard it but it's firmly in the Dad-joke category.
 

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You know you're in a bad way when your doctor gives you a calendar......


with only 6 months in it!!! *




*ge original.
 

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