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Egrets, I've had a few...(and some random pics)

The Who

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I make up my own Dad jokes, which are cringe-worthy, and I've been told more times than I care to remember to "not bother".
There is a 'secret' to creating a dad joke: Think of the punchline first, then craft the riddle to suit the answer.
I find it best to think of a well known saying, ie. a stitch in time saves nine. So the joke becomes: Why did the sewing machine win a bravery award? Because: a stitch in time saved nine!
Here are some other homegrown shockers:
What was the secret to the gardener's success? He knew how to weed out the bad seeds!
What did the building say to the earthquake? You crack me up!
What did the cop say when he caught the jockey speeding? Hold your horses!
What do you call a blushing fish? A red herring!

Now, you try. You'll have your kids/grandchildren in stitches. That's a joke in itself:
Why did the Silvertails member buy knitting needles? To have his family in stitches!
 

globaleagle

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I thought they were ok!

Gawd, it's not even 7am yet. Who is up this early?

Stoooopid so called friends!
 

globaleagle

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I don't think I've ever been more excited to get a haircut.

It was quite long just before the lockdown as I was about to get one for my trip to Australia (which also got cancelled).

I mean.... if I could do numerous forward rolls.... I'd look like a tumbleweed!
 

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