Why won't they let cows become pilots? Because the steaks would be too high! Ah hahahahahahahhahaha I made that up. You heard it here first folks. (and probably last) Hey it did say we can post jokes in here. Ok Ok, so why at school, when the bell rings to end lunch, the teachers want the kids to run as fast as hell back to the classroom, but when the bell rings for a fire, something that can kill, they want them all to walk out slowly and in an orderly fashion??