Pre-Game Eels v Manly [Round 11, 2022]

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Eels
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Sea Eagles
CommBank Stadium
20 May 2022 19:55

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Is it a misguided sponsorship thing that sees Hasler donning a suit for each game, rather than just a polo and complementary jacket?

Because he looks like an old wino ( luxuriant hair and all…bastard) by the end of the game. Collar imitating a flightless bird, tie crooked.

Not a very professional look.
At the end of the game, he looks like that 'Uncle' that turns up at family functions, 2 hours late stumbling in with a bunch of flowers picked out of the neighbour's garden.
 
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Channel 9's building up our game tomorrow for all it's worth and using our Eels rivalry, and the promo ends with "80 minutes of explosive drama!!" o_O:eek:
 
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Thanks for that report.
Confirmed that Schu is in the team and Burbo Paskea Parker and Saab are not, ie no actual info (but some nice action photos of the blokes who are out of action, just to remind us who they are.)
 
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Honestly why do they even bother with this ****en mosh bull****. Talk about insulting the members. I’ll be making that point in the next members survey.
 
First Grader
Channel 9's building up our game tomorrow for all it's worth and using our Eels rivalry, and the promo ends with "80 minutes of explosive drama!!" o_O:eek:
That ‘rivalry’ that lasted for about five minutes from 1976-86?

Arthurson called out these media nongs on that issue years ago. In as many words he implied that Manly was one of the great clubs, whereas Parramatta….not really….
 
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A cursory glance at their ads suggests they provide a vital health service for men, I think they specialise in hair transplants for your penis or something. Another essential community resource, like Pointsbet.
I'm hoping they extend their services to include the Nick Nolte signature testicle tuck. Apparently it takes years off your appearance.
 
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A cursory glance at their ads suggests they provide a vital health service for men, I think they specialise in hair transplants for your penis or something. Another essential community resource, like Pointsbet.
my son used to grow his hair, chop it off and donate it to cancer kids, but now they have a program i can get behind as well. he thought he was cool donating 25cm, pffft
 
"I come back to you now at the turn of the tide"
That ‘rivalry’ that lasted for about five minutes from 1976-86?

Arthurson called out these media nongs on that issue years ago. In as many words he implied that Manly was one of the great clubs, whereas Parramatta….not really….
One team has never had the Wooden Spoon, and the other has had it more than any other team. Apart from the fact that they both entered the competition in the same year, they really have almost nothing in common (yes, both are RL teams...).

Manly is the club that Parramatta wants to be, or wishes it was - but has never been, and never will be.

The great KA is absolutely correct.

Parramatta are the 'Baldric' of the premiership. Great - at pulling failure out of the mouth of success.

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"I come back to you now at the turn of the tide"
I'm hoping they extend their services to include the Nick Nolte signature testicle tuck. Apparently it takes years off your appearance.
Apparently a very tight TT can also give you a facelift - tightens everything up. Might make your eyes pop out a bit though.......
 
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