Dylan Walker

[fLIP]

Sinterklaas kapoentje
gooi wat in mijn schoentje,
gooi wat in mijn laarsje
Dank u, Sinterklaasje.
sinterklaasje bonne, bonne, bonne
gooi wat in mijn lege lege tonne
gooi wat in de huizen
dan grabbelen we als muizen

What a disgusting looking language!

 

[Dan]

What a disgusting looking language!

You should wait until they swear at you

 

[Captain Moondog]

Bill Bryson had something to say about the Dutch language....
...the odd thing is that when you hear Dutch people speaking to each other they hardly hack at all. In fact, the language sounds like nothing so much as a peculiar version of English.

"We would be walking down the street when a stranger would step from the shadows and say, 'Hello, sailors, care to grease my flanks?' or something, and all he would want was a light for his cigarette. It was disconcerting. I found this again now when I presented myself at a small hotel on the Prinsengracht and asked the kind-faced proprietor if he had a single room. 'Oh, I don't believe so,' he said, 'but let me check with my wife.' He thrust his head through a doorway of beaded curtains and called, 'Marta, what stirs in your leggings? Are you most moist?'
"From the back a voice bellowed, 'No, but I tingle when I squirt.'
"'Are you of assorted odours?'
"'Yes, of beans and sputum.'
"'And what of your pits - do they exude sweetness?'
"'Truly.'
"'Shall I suckle them at eventide?'
"'Most heartily!'
"He returned to me wearing a sad look. 'I'm sorry, I thought there might have been a cancellation, but unfortunately not.'"

 

[Bearfax]

What a disgusting looking language!

You should see double dutch.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Never ceases to amaze me how quickly and totally off topic a thread on Silvertails can get.

 

[Bearfax]

Never ceases to amaze me how quickly and totally off topic a thread on Silvertails can get.

When nothing new is happening and we're merely masticating over the same bit of meat, does us good to ruminate over other tit bits.

 

[Sideline Eye]

Never ceases to amaze me how quickly and totally off topic a thread on Silvertails can get.

Ja....Ja!
(At least I think its German. I don't know its all double Dutch to me!)

 

[Ryan]

I like Greek inventions.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

I like Greek inventions.

Here we go...........again!!

 

[BOZO]

I like Greek inventions.

Like this one Ryan ?

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Like this one Ryan ?
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@Dan I've been asking and asking for a vomit emoji, this is a post that needs one badly

 

[mozgrame]

Like this one Ryan ?
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There you go @Mark from Brisbane 🙂

 

[Rex]

You should see double dutch.

You should smell their dutch ovens

 

[Jethro]

There you go @Mark from Brisbane 🙂

and here's a few more:

 

[pjayz]

So umm.... Dylan Walker...I would think given the 10 day cooling off period we won't hear anything until next week.

I'm hearing it's a 3yr contract (actually I'm not hearing anything, I just like sounding like I have a secret sauce , you know, like maccas).

 

[Menzies11]

So umm.... Dylan Walker...I would think given the 10 day cooling off period we won't hear anything until next week.

I'm hearing it's a 3yr contract (actually I'm not hearing anything, I just like sounding like I have a secret sauce , you know, like maccas).

Wrong thread mate, no talk of Dylan Walker here.

 

[pjayz]

Wrong thread mate, no talk of Dylan Walker here.

schijten Sorry mate , hoe over een rook en een pannenkoek in plaats daarvan ?

 

[Menzies11]

schijten Sorry mate , hoe over een rook en een pannenkoek in plaats daarvan ?

That's better!!

 

[pjayz]

Just playn' guys...

 

[Brookvale2015]

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Just playn' guys...

Haha lol I'll give u that one