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[Shane4500]

I dream of Eugenie Bouchard coming in from Canada and wanting to bonk me stupid for two weeks but then the pessimist in me wakes up , looks in the mirror and says” you’ve got zero ****ing chance mate “.

Optimism and Pessimism, all in the eye of the beholder really.

bahahahaha Mark lol lol

 

[pjayz]

The only dreams I have had lately..... have been manly nightmares!!

maybe that will change if Foran can stay injury free...... there you go I’m trying to be optimistic that Foran will play 80 mins!

As long as it is all in one game and not across the season...

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

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Double Mmmmmmm

 

[nightster]

PS: don’t tell my wife !!

what ? she's not into tennis ?

 

[double hoops]

Could u settle for a round of golf Marky Mark?

 

[Manly Tragic]

I dream of Eugenie Bouchard coming in from Canada and wanting to bonk me stupid for two weeks but then the pessimist in me wakes up , looks in the mirror and says” you’ve got zero ****ing chance mate “.

Optimism and Pessimism, all in the eye of the beholder really.

2 weeks! Who are you trying to kid!

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

2 weeks! Who are you trying to kid!

Sounded better than 2 minutes

 

[eagleron]

Who’s Eugenie Bouchard?

just sayin’

Canadian tennis player, she's gorgeous

 

[eagleron]

Canadian tennis player, she's gorgeous

And I might add a good part of why I have maintained my dirty old man status

 

[Supreme Leader]

I dream of Eugenie Bouchard coming in from Canada and wanting to bonk me stupid for two weeks but then the pessimist in me wakes up , looks in the mirror and says” you’ve got zero ****ing chance mate “.

Optimism and Pessimism, all in the eye of the beholder really.

Mate I thought you were going to say you woke up and she was giving your wife a hand?

 

[nightster]

Who’s Eugenie Bouchard?

just sayin’

see my photo post

 

[simon64]

@Mark from Brisbane .....I must admit I'm also a unabashed member of the Eugenie Bouchard Appreciation Society.

If I had a mixed doubles partner like that, I never would've hung up the racquet.

 

[Bring back the.... Biff?]

@Mark from Brisbane .....I must admit I'm also a unabashed member of the Eugenie Bouchard Appreciation Society.

If I had a mixed doubles partner like that, I never would've hung up the racquet.

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Iv had better

 

[Under the Sticks]

this is a club news thread and there seems to be a fair bit of club handling going on! Eugenie will do that to you.

 

[simon64]

Iv had better

I was actually talking about tennis Biff. Played a bit of A grade in my youth.

 

[Peter C]

I dream of Eugenie Bouchard coming in from Canada and wanting to bonk me stupid for two weeks but then the pessimist in me wakes up , looks in the mirror and says” you’ve got zero ****ing chance mate “.

Optimism and Pessimism, all in the eye of the beholder really.

Mark, don't be so hard on yourself, instead of thinking you have zero chance, think more positively and say your a million to one chance, or even a billion to one, that way you're still in there with a chance.

 

[Wombat64]

We need a need separate Eugenie Bouchard appreciation thread.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

@Mark from Brisbane .....I must admit I'm also a unabashed member of the Eugenie Bouchard Appreciation Society.

If I had a mixed doubles partner like that, I never would've hung up the racquet.

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Id be doing a lot of double faults just staring!!

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

@The Wheel

We need to get this thread back on track ( although I could look at photos of the beautiful Eugenie all day ) so anything happening ???

PS: I’m guessing as they are probably all on leave the answer would be zip, nada , nothing !! Oh well you could always make something up , fake a press release and get the Mole fired up after he reads it ??

 

[The Wheel]

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@The Wheel

We need to get this thread back on track ( although I could look at photos of the beautiful Eugenie all day ) so anything happening ???

PS: I’m guessing as they are probably all on leave the answer would be zip, nada , nothing !! Oh well you could always make something up , fake a press release and get the Mole fired up after he reads it ??

Mark you will need to be patient, things will be announced when they can be.