In light of Ha$ler's recent C*nterbury doggone efforts, CEO Raelene Castle has decided not to retain the services of the coach for 2015 and will now target a replacement in Manly's current coach, Geoff Toovey. Toovey has not been consulted to this date. The dogs will also want to be more "Manly" and will attempt to encourage Sea Eagles staff and players to break contracts for the better deal down at their inner west ghetto. An AGM will be held at the end of the dogs' season to evaluate the change of team colours and logo, so that they can be more "Manly" and no longer have to wear the stigma of a low down dirty dog that walks like it has been afflicted with gruesome haemorrhoids. This posturing has not gone unnoticed at the Parramatta Squeels, who themselves have aspired to similar goals as that of the dogs. It is now a race between these two clubs to see who will become more "Manly".