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Matabele

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Do you know I'm Australia's highest paid hooker?

Imagine Max Delmege saving me from the Cross?
 

Duff

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.......so then I said to the ref "you're a f..king goose" and he marched us another 10m.
 

The Gronk

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just remember, look for my chip kick in our own half if we are just ahead with a couple to go......
 

The Wheel

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Dunley - "I wish this tool would shut up"
 

Dan

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wow I like the circular feel of your signature...
 

gomanly

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Mar 13, 2005
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" have you seen zorba, he was supposed to have dropped off a couple hundred snags for the sausage sizzle a couple of hours ago"
 

Fluffy

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Me and a few of the boys are planning a end of year trip to Bali, you interested ?
Dunley: Sure.

Monas: can you bring your body board
 

PJ

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"If I gave a **** I would'nt have fcuked off to Cancun while preso night was on!"
 

PJ

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"I can't believe they signed another Canberra reject after I turned out to be such a dud....go for $240,000 next year and if you don't get it just bitch to the media."
 

robbiea

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"I will be captain again next year",
Monaghan is probably right in this assumption ,
but he will captain Wyong..
 

Chip and Chase

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I'm telling you that "Save Monas" petition I started on MSE was a stroke of genius. $240,000 a season....can you believe it.
 

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