A quick joke thread

[grassy]

Did you hear about the Irish wolfhound chewing on a bone in the corner of the room.? When it stood up it only had 3 legs.

 

[nightster]

are Irishist jokes allowed ?

 

[Jerry1]

are Irishist jokes allowed ?

Change it to blonde... Then you can say whatever you want...

 

[mozgrame]

What has thick glasses and a wet nose? A short sighted gynaecologist.

 

[grassy]

What has thick glasses and a wet nose? A short sighted gynaecologist.

I applied for a job as a gynaecologist but they turned me away because i was over qualified.I still have a private practice working from home with the wife.I play drums at night and then when i get home i do a 2 hour shift.(hehe)

 

[globaleagle]

I haven't slept for 10 hours.

Because that would be far too long.


-mitch hedberg

 

[ssar]

Q: How do you know if Lady Gaga is dead?
A: You poke her face.

A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

Why was the sand wet?
Because the seaweed.

 

[grassy]

I got the sack from most off my clubs playing music and my doctor said i have a drink problem but i said i have no drink problem i like it.

 

[wedgetail eagle]

If U2 gave a free concert,
would it be Pro Bono?

 

[manlyfan76]

I spent all of last night talking to an African woman for hours and hours, we just clicked...

 

[grassy]

Just thought of another Joke. Todd Greenburg

 

[mozgrame]

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.

 

[SeaEagle9413]

Parramattas 2018 season

 

[The better Robbo]

What did she fish say when he swam into the wall????

Dam

 

[Eagle thru 'n' thru]

What do you find at the end of an rainbow? A 'w'.

 

[wedgetail eagle]

 

[grassy]

OK fellas I just heard some interesting news when Todd Greenturd was born the midwife held him up and slapped his mother.

 

[grassy]

Why did the blind man walk into the well? because he could not see that well.

 

[Brendan Tran]

BREAKING NEWS! NRL decides to strip the club of points in Gladstone

 

[Dan]

I had I tell my wife her eyebrows were drawn on to high, she looked surprised!


I’ve just been diagnosed as colourblind, it really came out of the purple