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For Sale.............The new footy craze....the one and only Matas Clacka
The all new Matas Clacka.....take it to the footy and make a lot of noise for you team. Its new and its exciting. Made from components stolen from Monas locker, some used strapping & manufactured in China.
Be the first in your street to own a genuine Matas Clacka !!
What would you expect to pay ? Lots right ?... But wait theres more.......we will throw in a prime front row seat at an extra-ordinarily entertaining event. No its not the Warriors match its a seat in maternity ward monitoring the progress of Ryans wife having a baby.
Still not convinced? ....Buy today by credit card and receive...not one....but two Matas Clackas.....just imagine going to the game with your one and only friend & waving your Matas Clacka around back up behind the dunnies after the game has ended. You will be the toast of the town.
So dont put it off......buy the Matas Clacka today........and how much? Its going cheap and if you order today before Jason King has time to put on another 160+ metre performance, you can own your very own Matas Clacka for the tiny sum of ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$240,000.00