A new season and HUGE news!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sherlock]

Sorry I haven't been around for a while, was seconded to Canberra by Fairfax to cover the AWB bribes scandel.

The big story in the newsroom we have been sitting on a few weeks but broke last night is Darren Lockyer wants to come to Sydney and he is eyeing a move 2 Manly 2 solve the 5/8 issues.

Manly have room under the cap after Heckenburg leaving and need 2 offload another player surplus 2 requirements. U don't have to be much more than a half Witt to figure out who.

Stand by 4 big news - rember u heard it hear first

 

[Normie]

Oh great Schlock - how I have missed your infinite wisdom & scoops!
Now I can sleep soundly again........

 

[Matabele]

Haven't Fairfax heard of the internet?

 

[The Wheel]

Well you can tell the footy season is about to start when all the mentally challenged morons come out to play

 

[The Fonz]

Hey sherlock you must be a great journo. You can't even spell. Must be a parramatta supporter.

 

[Fluffy]

gday mate - missed ya

 

[clontaago]

You will get used to that from this dickhead Fonz.

 

[robbiea]

Thanks for the tip ,I may go out & wager my house on it !

 

[The Wheel]

I reckon if scmock is right there will be huge plunge on us to win the comp

 

[webby66]

Who writes his material? -Funniest ever!!!!!

 

[Nutzcraw]

locky can stay up here in brisbane!

 

[Jatz Crackers]

This is the first time ive heard of this character "sherlock"

I guess the term "no **** sherlock" can now be revised to "full of **** sherlock"

 

[Matabele]

He hangs around here like a bad smell during the season. Claims to work for the Herald.

 

[The Wheel]

It has been claimed in the past that he is the coffee boy at the Herald :lol: but try and avoid offending him because he usually comes back with plenty of foul mouthed abuse :cop:

 

[Matabele]

Actually one of my old workmates at the Herald told me the clown had been sacked for viewing porn sites at work.

 

[Matabele]

It wasn't so much that he was viewing that lost him the gig.

It was the stains on the carpet that the cleaner found.

 

[Nutzcraw]

Does he sh#t himself when a lady is exposed in front of him??

 

[Fro]

C'mon we all know ****lock is Dans alter ego, its his way of adding a little humour to our days

 

[Duff]

Lockyer coming to Manly isn't even funny. It makes me shudder. The only thing worse than Lockyer at 5/8 is Lockyer at fullback.

 

[Garts]

Lockyer coming to Manly isn't even funny. It makes me shudder. The only thing worse than Lockyer at 5/8 is Lockyer at fullback.

yeah he is a terrible player :doh: