A new season and HUGE news!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sherlock

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Sorry I haven't been around for a while, was seconded to Canberra by Fairfax to cover the AWB bribes scandel.

The big story in the newsroom we have been sitting on a few weeks but broke last night is Darren Lockyer wants to come to Sydney and he is eyeing a move 2 Manly 2 solve the 5/8 issues.

Manly have room under the cap after Heckenburg leaving and need 2 offload another player surplus 2 requirements. U don't have to be much more than a half Witt to figure out who.

Stand by 4 big news - rember u heard it hear first
 
Oh great Schlock - how I have missed your infinite wisdom & scoops!
Now I can sleep soundly again........
 
Well you can tell the footy season is about to start when all the mentally challenged morons come out to play
 
I reckon if scmock is right there will be huge plunge on us to win the comp
 
This is the first time ive heard of this character "sherlock"

I guess the term "no **** sherlock" can now be revised to "full of **** sherlock"
 
It has been claimed in the past that he is the coffee boy at the Herald :lol: but try and avoid offending him because he usually comes back with plenty of foul mouthed abuse :cop:
 
Actually one of my old workmates at the Herald told me the clown had been sacked for viewing porn sites at work.
 
It wasn't so much that he was viewing that lost him the gig.

It was the stains on the carpet that the cleaner found.
 
C'mon we all know ****lock is Dans alter ego, its his way of adding a little humour to our days
 
Lockyer coming to Manly isn't even funny. It makes me shudder. The only thing worse than Lockyer at 5/8 is Lockyer at fullback.
 

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