If we sign anyone, it should definitely be done within the club. No car park signatures!
Orrrr....maybe that's not a bad idea. We target a player, let's say, Cherry-Evans for arguments sake. We get a young kid to line up with all the other kids after the game tonight when Cherry is just about stuffed from the inevitable big win and the MOM performance he's no doubt going to give. *cough*
Instead of an autograph book, we give the kid the last page of a contract for 5 years @ 400k a year, carefully folded into the shape of an autograph book. Hey Presto! Problem solved....happy days!