You can tell it is the off-season when....

[Dan]

Right since it is very clearly the off season and threads are showing as such, lets have a fun thread about it.

So the idea of this thread is to provide one liners, or image gifs that represent how you can tell it is the off season.

I will start off.

"You can tell it is the off season, when you actually converse with your wife on a Friday night....."

 

[manlyfan76]

I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

 

[Bandit]

You can tell it's the offseason when a bunch of NRL players are gettin' sh#t-faced at the Races**.


** Substitute name of any licensed venue, summer sporting event, my brother's wedding, Nobel Prize Ceremony, etc etc.

 

[dowdz]

I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

 

[bones]

There's no footy on.

 

[Dan]

I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

 

[bones]

I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.

 

[dowdz]

I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Scotch is coming out. I am in for a long off season

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I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

The girls in the bikinis are just getting me by
I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.

 

[manlyfan76]

I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.

Or his wifey must.

 

[Dan]

I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Scotch is coming out. I am in for a long off season

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I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

The girls in the bikinis are just getting me by
I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.

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My advice is to learn to love football, NHL or NFL it makes summer bearable

 

[Loobs]

You can tell it's the off season because we're down to only one "Choc and Snake are having a sook" article per week (instead of 7)...

 

[dowdz]

I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Scotch is coming out. I am in for a long off season

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The girls in the bikinis are just getting me by
I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.

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My advice is to learn to love football, NHL or NFL it makes summer bearable

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Don't mind the NFL or NHL. Never on a Fri night thought. Can't stand A League

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I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.

Or his wifey must.

Wifey loves all those crap shows.

 

[Berkeley_Eagle]

I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.

 

[manlyfan76]

I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Scotch is coming out. I am in for a long off season

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FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.

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My advice is to learn to love football, NHL or NFL it makes summer bearable

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Don't mind the NFL or NHL. Never on a Fri night thought. Can't stand A League

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I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.

Or his wifey must.

Wifey loves all those crap shows.

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Oh it's the show. I thought your wife was with your brother and you were watching.



This reply is an indication of the off season..... And Ian heally's commentary.

 

[dowdz]

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Scotch is coming out. I am in for a long off season

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Dowdz must really like his big brother.

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My advice is to learn to love football, NHL or NFL it makes summer bearable

---

Don't mind the NFL or NHL. Never on a Fri night thought. Can't stand A League

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FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.

Or his wifey must.

Wifey loves all those crap shows.

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Oh it's the show. I thought your wife was with your brother and you were watching.



This reply is an indication of the off season..... And Ian heally's commentary.

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Lol. Off season has a lot to answer for.

 

[niccipops]

It's seriously funny being on a blokey site. You get an insight into your minds. There's this void...Kidding!😀
You're funny buggers.
Btw, there's and NBL game on Channel One at 9:30 if you must.

 

[cherry_poppins]

Robert Lui's Mrs makes her yearly trek to the cop shop

 

[mozgrame]

Amazingly, the Mrs becomes so much more coherent during the off season. She goes from making that distant murmuring sound during the game, to stating clear sentences that actually make a lot of sense. Then she fades again when the footy starts. I can't figure her out!!

 

[double hoops]

You know it's the off season.when. Soccer kinda seems cool.

 

[Jatz Crackers]

You can tell it is the off-season when....

It takes all day & the promise of ice cold beer to get Jatz out of the surf.