World cup Soccer joke

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It is just before Australia v Brazil in the Group phase of the World

Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his
teammates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know
it's important but it's only Australia. They're sh*t and we can't be

Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these guys
by myself, you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play Australia by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few beers.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to turn the tv on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
"Brazil 1 - Australia 0 (Ronaldinho 10minutes)". He is beating Australia
all by himself!

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They turn
the tv on.

"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - Australia 1
(Kewell 89 minutes)".

They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against
Australia!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find
him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Australia, all by yourself. And
they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"


Too late matey... already been used except it was Brazil V scotland

Better luck next time... i dare same it is on this thread page too

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