Which Qld team to relocate?

[ricardo]

With the three Queensland teams in disarray and mired at the bottom of the table the question must be asked: which team should the NRL relocate?

The mythical "Queenslander look after each other" bs is unraveling now their not winning everything with virtually anyone who pulled on a Maroon jersey now laying in the boot ... which team should go?

We look at the facts:

Broncos
Despite every round being televised and having a stranglehold on Australia's fourth biggest city they are unable to get it together. Some say they have the weakest spine in the comp, with apologies to the truly spineless Titans and Beattie (although this spine includes Boyd, Milford and MacCullough who were actually very good players before they poached SuperCoach Seibold). Some say they have lost due to the lack of Sutton refereeing, however Sutton himself has been quoted as saying "not even I couldn't whistle that rabble to a win" ... Raging Fool Tallis has spent the past two weeks death riding them. Theyve got to go!!

Likely location - Perth Broncos

Cowboys
After losing The Donkey Himself some were predicting a tough 2019 for the Cowgirls and hasn't that materialised. Losing the other JT, the Taumolator, has hurt no doubt, but their overall lack of go forward and inability to do ANYTHING with the ball in hand has been telling.

Likely location - Darwin Cowboys

Titans
Although the pretenders North of Logan claim a poor spine, the Titans actually have the worst spine in the comp. And Bryce Cartwright. While employing ex-manly fitness supremo Ferris has seemingly not save this team from hitting rock bottom and being the odds on favourite team to go winless for 2019.

Likely location - Adelaide Titans

Who would you relocate and why??

Vote on the pole. More than one vote OK!

 

[HappilyManly]

Titans should be moved up to Cleveland and play out of Suncorp

 

[EaglesDontTweet]

Titans should be moved up to Cleveland and play out of Suncorp

Given all of Queensland seemed to support them and be outraged over the DCE backflip this would be a great idea HM.

 

[Tomay]

The trouble with the Gold Coast is that they aren't supported properly by the NRL. All they need is a little promotion and care to generate more interest locally. There's a lot of talk about the Gold Coast and Brisbane becoming amalgamated by improved transport in the future. There need to be some work done to encourage fans from the Sunshine Coast, Non Bronco Brisbanites, Ipswich (45mins away) and Ballina to support the team. A lot more can be done to promote game day on the coast as well. They are crying out for a few more FTA games and media attention.

The problem they have with that is that the Broncos are so closely aligned with the major sports media outlet in the state, which in turn has a vested interest in the team's failure. Unfortunately, this is further exasperated by the lack of NRL support and the code's pandering to the money of the big media players.

They have a decent squad at the moment, but an unproven coach. Before they look to expand the code elsewhere the NRL must shore up the Titans' future.

 

[G-land Express]

Merge them all with the eels

 

[Shoe1]

The trouble with the Gold Coast is that they aren't supported properly by the NRL. All they need is a little promotion and care to generate more interest locally. There's a lot of talk about the Gold Coast and Brisbane becoming amalgamated by improved transport in the future. There need to be some work done to encourage fans from the Sunshine Coast, Non Bronco Brisbanites, Ipswich (45mins away) and Ballina to support the team. A lot more can be done to promote game day on the coast as well. They are crying out for a few more FTA games and media attention.

The problem they have with that is that the Broncos are so closely aligned with the major sports media outlet in the state, which in turn has a vested interest in the team's failure. Unfortunately, this is further exasperated by the lack of NRL support and the code's pandering to the money of the big media players.

They have a decent squad at the moment, but an unproven coach. Before they look to expand the code elsewhere the NRL must shore up the Titans' future.

I’d prefer a northern NSW team. Representing the tweed to Taree.

 

[The Wheel]

I’d prefer a northern NSW team. Representing the tweed to Taree.

That’s in Qld according to GI

 

[redlineg]

Send the Sharks Up.
What were they thinking from a Geographic point of view with the Dragons (north of sharks) and Illawarra component of Dragons (south of sharks) makes no illogical sense!
Maybe even send the Dogs up (plenty of NRL teams covering their base)
I still think we should play a few more games at Central Coast but will probably get hammered for that thought
Anyway, being a QLD'er, looking forward to our 'Home' Game at Suncorp and being a Gold Coaster, looking forward to the game at CBUS (Unless it gets moved to #### Gladstone)

 

[Harvies elbow]

The boncos can go somewhere cold.
They say Tasmania is nice in July.
So Tassie it is.
And the Gold Coke can settle in Wentworthville, share the slimes place, their juniors and generally be a pain in the a*se to them...

 

[Captain Moondog]

The boncos can go somewhere cold.
They Tasmania is nice in July.

Still a bit too close, I'd like to see them relocated to a large iceberg (or a small greenberg) in the Weddell Sea or perhaps somewhere warmer like the sun or hell.

 

[HoldenV8]

Titans
Although the pretenders North of Logan claim a poor spine, the Titans actually have the worst spine in the comp. And Bryce Cartwright. While employing ex-manly fitness supremo Ferris has seemingly not save this team from hitting rock bottom and being the odds on favourite team to go winless for 2019.

Likely location - Adelaide Titans

Oh hell no. No way, no how.

Keep the Titans away from my home.

 

[Loobs]

Relocate the Sharks up to Lennox Head. More appropriate.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Fun fact , if the Bulldogs beat the Dragons by 12 or more ALL three QLD teams will be at the bottom of the ladder.

Now wouldn’t that be a treat!!

 

[Bearfax]

1. Tierra del Fuego Titans
2. Burundi Broncos
3. Concordia Station (Antarctica) Cowboys

 

[rifraff]

The South East North Queensland Schadenfreude

 

[40 nil]

The Storm can relocate to Coober Pedy, driest town in Australia. They could adapt to Coober Pedy's underground living style and become permanent cellar dwellers

 

[Captain Moondog]

With all the Qld teams playing like **** the Courier Mail has still remained positive.
Queensland Primary Schools Rugby League Team of the Century
Mike Colman, The Sunday Mail, Grasping at Straws Dickhead Journalist of the Century award winner (Qld)
June 30, 2019 7:00am
The Queensland Primary Schools Rugby League Team of the Century named today is:

 

[manlyfan76]

13th,
14th,
15th

 

[ricardo]

With all the Qld teams playing like **** the Courier Mail has still remained positive.
Queensland Primary Schools Rugby League Team of the Century
Mike Colman, The Sunday Mail, Grasping at Straws Dickhead Journalist of the Century award winner (Qld)
June 30, 2019 7:00am
The Queensland Primary Schools Rugby League Team of the Century named today is:

LMFAO

 

[ricardo]

Looking more and more likely the QLD experiment has failed and the teams North of the border will likely fold/merge/relocate.

I am liking the sounds of the Central Coast BearTits