Flip lives in Queensland as you would know. He has owned a large property for many years. He has a dam in the back paddock, fixed up really great; picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some mango and avocado trees. The dam was properly shaped and set up for swimming when it was originally built. One evening, Flip decided to go down to the back paddock and check out the dam, as he hadn't been there for a while. He took a five gallon bucket with him, to bring back some fruit. As the neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and lots of laughter. As he came closer he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in the dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all swam towards the deep end of the dam. One of the women called out "We're not coming out until you go away." Flip replied, "I didn't come down to perve on you ladies swimming naked, or to make you get out of the dam." Holding up the bucket, he said, "I just come down to feed the crocodile." Moral of the story ... Flip might talk slow, but he can still think fast !
