Tuesday Funny

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An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they look alike?"
No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"
 
lately I have taken to the line from "Kalifornia"

"Goddamn!, did you see that woman, she was butt ugly"
"Hey how did you shave that dawg and teach it to walk?"
 
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