Thursday funny

PJ

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Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a
Friday afternoon, and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids
to get them thinking.

"Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the firstperson to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off" said the
teacher.

"Who is credited with writing the phrase "To be or not to be. That
is the question," asked the teacher.

Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out,
"Shakespeare".

"Well done!" said the teacher, "You can have Monday off .

"No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our
culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard," said Little Pham Lam Nguyen.

"Well okay," said the teacher. The next quote is, "I had a dream!"

Little Li Sum Koh also at the front yelled out "I bereiva it was
Martin Ruther King!"
"Well done!" said the teacher. "You can have Monday off"

"No thank you miss. I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not take time offa school. Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too," said little Li Sum Koh.

"Okay," said the teacher.


Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, "F#^*ing Asians!"

"Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone.

"Pauline Hanson!" yelled little Johnny. "See ya Tuesday !!!"
 
no worries mate- I got a bit of a chuckle out of it myself and I've been a bit slack with the jokes recently
 

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