Thursday Funny

[Stevie]

> A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"
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> Barman says: "No."
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> Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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> Barman says: "No."
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> Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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> Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
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> Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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> Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread."
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> Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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> Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any
> f*cking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*cking
> beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a f*cking bird!"
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> Duck says: "Got any nails?"
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> Barman says: "No."
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> Duck says: "Got any bread?

 

[Dan]

gold

 

[byso]

Is the ducks name Daniel 😉

 

[Stevie]

Best Joke Ive heard in a while , appeals to my stupid sense of humour 😀

 

[Dan]

Is the ducks name Daniel 😉

byso you take annoying and dumb to a new level

 

[PJ]

thats a cracker and will be used throughout the day :lol2:

 

[Matabele]

[quote author=byso]
Is the ducks name Daniel 😉

byso you take annoying and dumb to a new level
[/quote]

Some people just never learn do they Dan?

Maybe the term "internet troll" should be replaced with the term "Byso" on these forums.

Either that or I could give him another public head kicking to see if he gets it this time around.

 

[Canteen Worker]

Water off a ducks back!!! :yeah: (I had to say it!!!! :lol2: )

 

[Matabele]

The duck is so repetitive it's name should be Byso.

 

[byso]

I see you're playing the site hypocrite again Mata 😉

 

[Matabele]

Site conscience.

 

[Ryan]

Looks like there could be a blue. Better duck n cover...

Quack, quack quack.

 

[PJ]

Thunkering thukertash....this aint no place for this little black duck!

 

[Matabele]

:roll:

 

[Nutzcraw]

Your all big and tough :roll: