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  1. Stevie

    By:StevieJun 29, 2006
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    > A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"
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    > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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    > Barman says: "No."
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    > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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    > Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
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    > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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    > Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread."
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    > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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    > Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any
    > f*cking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*cking
    > beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a f*cking bird!"
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    > Duck says: "Got any nails?"
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    > Barman says: "No."
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    > Duck says: "Got any bread?
     
  2. Dan

    By:DanJun 29, 2006
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    :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:


    gold
     
  3. byso

    By:bysoJun 29, 2006
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    Is the ducks name Daniel ;)
     
  4. Stevie

    By:StevieJun 29, 2006
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    Best Joke Ive heard in a while , appeals to my stupid sense of humour :D
     
  5. Dan

    By:DanJun 29, 2006
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    byso you take annoying and dumb to a new level
     
  6. PJ

    By:PJJun 29, 2006
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    thats a cracker and will be used throughout the day :lol2:
     
  7. Matabele

    By:MatabeleJun 29, 2006
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    byso you take annoying and dumb to a new level
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    Some people just never learn do they Dan?

    Maybe the term "internet troll" should be replaced with the term "Byso" on these forums.

    Either that or I could give him another public head kicking to see if he gets it this time around.
     
  8. Canteen Worker

    By:Canteen WorkerJun 29, 2006
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    Water off a ducks back!!! :yeah: (I had to say it!!!! :lol2: )
     
  9. Matabele

    By:MatabeleJun 29, 2006
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    The duck is so repetitive it's name should be Byso.
     
  10. byso

    By:bysoJun 29, 2006
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    I see you're playing the site hypocrite again Mata ;)
     
  11. Matabele

    By:MatabeleJun 29, 2006
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    Site conscience.
     
  12. Ryan

    By:RyanJun 29, 2006
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    Looks like there could be a blue. Better duck n cover...

    Quack, quack quack.
     
  13. PJ

    By:PJJun 29, 2006
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    Thunkering thukertash....this aint no place for this little black duck!
     
  14. Matabele

    By:MatabeleJun 29, 2006
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    :roll:
     
  15. Nutzcraw

    By:NutzcrawJun 29, 2006
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    Your all big and tough :roll:
     
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