Thurs Joke Part II

clontaago

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A young Tasmanian bloke has his new girlfriend around for dinner with his family. After a while his dad pulls him aside and says "So son, have you and your girlfriend had sex yet?"

"Not yet Dad" replies his son. "Well then I think you should take her upstairs and do the deed boy".

After dinner the son takes his girl upstairs. About ten minutes later two gunshots go off and the son comes walking downstairs. "What the hell happened" asked his dad.

"She was a virgin Dad" the son replied. "And, whats wrong with that?"

Well if she's not good enough for her family she's not good enough for ours!!
 

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