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Thurs Joke Part II

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by clontaago, Oct 13, 2005.

  1. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

    +170 /1
    A young Tasmanian bloke has his new girlfriend around for dinner with his family. After a while his dad pulls him aside and says "So son, have you and your girlfriend had sex yet?"

    "Not yet Dad" replies his son. "Well then I think you should take her upstairs and do the deed boy".

    After dinner the son takes his girl upstairs. About ten minutes later two gunshots go off and the son comes walking downstairs. "What the hell happened" asked his dad.

    "She was a virgin Dad" the son replied. "And, whats wrong with that?"

    Well if she's not good enough for her family she's not good enough for ours!!
  2. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

    +49 /1
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    +0 /0
    Great joke as long as you are not Tasmanian.
  4. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

    +301 /0
    If your tasmanian you probably wouldnt get it ;)
  5. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member

    +215 /5
    Unless you were home with your family!!!!!!! :naughty:
  6. Narcissus

    Narcissus Member

    +0 /0
    That reminds me of the classic:

    What constitutes foreplay in Tasmania?
    "Sis, are you awake??"
  7. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

    +85 /0
    Thats topps :)
  8. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

    +170 /1
    And, How do you circumcise a Tasmanian?

    Uppercut his sister.

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