There is hope for all you stud muffins

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  1. Matabele

    By:MatabeleNov 25, 2005
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    Jessica Simpson has broken up with that dopey husband of hers.
     
  2. The Wheel

    By:The WheelNov 25, 2005
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    Go for it Dan!!!!!!
     
  3. byso

    By:bysoNov 25, 2005
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    Not bad :)
     
  4. Garts

    By:GartsNov 25, 2005
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    you call him dopey Mata? He was Einstein compared to her.
     
  5. Dan

    By:DanNov 25, 2005
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    I just could never date a girl with as little brains as her, it would frustrate me to no end!

    I need a girl with an IQ of at least 80! :)
     
  6. Narcissus

    By:NarcissusNov 25, 2005
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    But surely the smart ones know to steer clear of you Dan??

    What a predicament that must put you in!
     
  7. Dan

    By:DanNov 25, 2005
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    yeah it can make things hard! :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:
     
  8. PJ

    By:PJNov 25, 2005
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    Looks like she took the lyrics of her new (ripped off) song to heart cause "one of these days these boots are gunna walk right out on you".
    My tip is he wouldn't be too cut up!
     
  9. byso

    By:bysoNov 25, 2005
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    I'm sure he would have got the most outa that body.

    After that theres not much more on offer.
     
  10. clontaago

    By:clontaagoNov 25, 2005
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    She's a prawn. Head full of **** but the rest of her is ok. Having said that I would shag her in a split second, literally probably.
     
  11. The Fonz

    By:The FonzNov 25, 2005
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    Are you kidding? I'd cry for a year if she left me.

    I don't reckon she was that dumb fellas. Nobody could be that stupid. As if you could live your normal life and be yourself with cameras everywhere. I reckon it was all staged. Including those comments which painted her as an idiot.

    Jess, if your reading this. I love you. My mrs won't have to know.

    Anybody who says they wouldn't like to have a bit of that body are ****en lunatics.
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  12. The Wheel

    By:The WheelNov 25, 2005
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    I would even follow you there Clon
     
  13. byso

    By:bysoNov 25, 2005
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    You would go 2nd's Wheel :)
     
  14. PJ

    By:PJNov 25, 2005
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    I agree that she couldn't be that dumb...but that's the funny part about watching the show!
    I'm sure Mr Lesheah would be upset about the breakup but being from a boy band himself I'm sure he can find someone else of a similar ilk no problems
     
  15. Matabele

    By:MatabeleNov 25, 2005
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    Gold!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
     
  16. clontaago

    By:clontaagoNov 25, 2005
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    Yeah I forgot to pay that Narcissus, that was GOLD
     
  17. Nutzcraw

    By:NutzcrawNov 25, 2005
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    I'd tap it in a heartbeat!!
     
  18. The Fonz

    By:The FonzNov 25, 2005
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    I reckon i'd tap it so hard i'd of tapped it 10 times in a heartbeat.
     
  19. Nutzcraw

    By:NutzcrawNov 25, 2005
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    I could be sitting around sinking piss with me mates having a chat but if that "boots are made for walking" clip comes on i'm just focused on that. hahaha

    For willie nelson of course :lie:
     
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