There is hope for all you stud muffins

[Matabele]

Jessica Simpson has broken up with that dopey husband of hers.

 

[The Wheel]

Go for it Dan!!!!!!

 

[byso]

Not bad

 

[Garts]

you call him dopey Mata? He was Einstein compared to her.

 

[Dan]

I just could never date a girl with as little brains as her, it would frustrate me to no end!

I need a girl with an IQ of at least 80!

 

[Narcissus]

But surely the smart ones know to steer clear of you Dan??

What a predicament that must put you in!

 

[Dan]

But surely the smart ones know to steer clear of you Dan??

What a predicament that must put you in!

yeah it can make things hard!

 

[PJ]

Looks like she took the lyrics of her new (ripped off) song to heart cause "one of these days these boots are gunna walk right out on you".
My tip is he wouldn't be too cut up!

 

[byso]

I'm sure he would have got the most outa that body.

After that theres not much more on offer.

 

[clontaago]

She's a prawn. Head full of **** but the rest of her is ok. Having said that I would shag her in a split second, literally probably.

 

[The Fonz]

Looks like she took the lyrics of her new (ripped off) song to heart cause \"one of these days these boots are gunna walk right out on you\".
My tip is he wouldn't be too cut up!

Are you kidding? I'd cry for a year if she left me.

I don't reckon she was that dumb fellas. Nobody could be that stupid. As if you could live your normal life and be yourself with cameras everywhere. I reckon it was all staged. Including those comments which painted her as an idiot.

Jess, if your reading this. I love you. My mrs won't have to know.

Anybody who says they wouldn't like to have a bit of that body are ****en lunatics.
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[The Wheel]

She's a prawn. Head full of **** but the rest of her is ok. Having said that I would shag her in a split second, literally probably.

I would even follow you there Clon

 

[byso]

You would go 2nd's Wheel

 

[PJ]

I agree that she couldn't be that dumb...but that's the funny part about watching the show!
I'm sure Mr Lesheah would be upset about the breakup but being from a boy band himself I'm sure he can find someone else of a similar ilk no problems

 

[Matabele]

But surely the smart ones know to steer clear of you Dan??

What a predicament that must put you in!

Gold!!!!!

 

[clontaago]

Yeah I forgot to pay that Narcissus, that was GOLD

 

[Nutzcraw]

I'd tap it in a heartbeat!!

 

[The Fonz]

I reckon i'd tap it so hard i'd of tapped it 10 times in a heartbeat.

 

[Nutzcraw]

I could be sitting around sinking piss with me mates having a chat but if that "boots are made for walking" clip comes on i'm just focused on that. hahaha

For willie nelson of course :lie: