The resurrection of Brian .. (The International)

[Mark from Brisbane]

I'll second that...

I actually had a read of a page or two this morning after I mowed my lawn, I gave up as it was doing my head in!!

Sadly I never got to the German lessons , that sounded fun!!

 

[nightster]

You'll have to keep @yokahontas off the lunatic soup though.
The only ones who can drink should be those of us that can't fight...

I can fight but I can't drink .... andif I have a puff I don't feel like fighting

 

[Spartan Eagle]

@Woodsie by resurrecting this thread are you inferring that Kelly walks on water and may possibly be Manly's next immortal? Because that's a bit rich.

 

[Top End Eagle]

Okay people. This is how it started. People died. People let them lay rotting around their campfire. Bacteria and other germs started to multiply. Those microorganisms then lead to sickness and death. The people who saw that tried something new. They buried or burnt those bodies. This stopped people getting sick around dead bodies. This was a sign that people were doing the right things by these invisible forces that could make you sick and die at will. This was the basis for human evolution, and propagation. A cortex developed somewhat and an ego that decided we were so special that we were the promised people. If we kept doing these special things like bury or burn our dead then we had pleased said forces and were special to them. Then with fire and the ready consumption of proteins and the growth of the human brain, and possibly the consumption of psychedelic mushrooms furthering imagination (elephants are known to pick ripe fruit and leave it on the ground to ferment so they can pick it up later and get a buzz) we became what we are today.

Then after a hundred thousand different religions someone worked out the idea that if you tell people who have ****ty life circumstances they only have to go with the flow until they die and then they will be rewarded they will be more compliant and build you big duck off buildings happily while falling to their death and being crushed by large rocks in the process.

Study history. Not religion.

Brian Kelly is a good player and has the fleet feet to sidestep all the shut that this resurrection and the former thread contained. Those that know footy know he can play. Those that don't will never get it anyway. Peace out bug lovers.✌️

 

[mozgrame]

Okay people. This is how it started. People died. People let them lay rotting around their campfire. Bacteria and other germs started to multiply. Those microorganisms then lead to sickness and death. The people who saw that tried something new. They buried or burnt those bodies. This stopped people getting sick around dead bodies. This was a sign that people were doing the right things by these invisible forces that could make you sick and die at will. This was the basis for human evolution, and propagation. A cortex developed somewhat and an ego that decided we were so special that we were the promised people. If we kept doing these special things like bury or burn our dead then we had pleased said forces and were special to them. Then with fire and the ready consumption of proteins and the growth of the human brain, and possibly the consumption of psychedelic mushrooms furthering imagination (elephants are known to pick ripe fruit and leave it on the ground to ferment so they can pick it up later and get a buzz) we became what we are today.

Then after a hundred thousand different religions someone worked out the idea that if you tell people who have ****ty life circumstances they only have to go with the flow until they die and then they will be rewarded they will be more compliant and build you big duck off buildings happily while falling to their death and being crushed by large rocks in the process.

Study history. Not religion.

Brian Kelly is a good player and has the fleet feet to sidestep all the shut that this resurrection and the former thread contained. Those that know footy know he can play. Those that don't will never get it anyway. Peace out bug lovers.✌️

Study history and Jesus. Not religion. People don't seem to be able to grasp that there is a massive difference between Jesus and religion/church history. They implore each other to study, research and see the truth for themselves...but they never truly get what Jesus taught.

One of the biggest problems is religion’s misuse of the Law. This has done tremendous damage to God’s image. The Law came by Moses, but grace and truth came by Jesus Christ (John 1:17). The Law wasn’t inaccurate but incomplete. And if it is not properly applied, it gives a wrong representation of God.

Jesus was the perfect representation of God (Heb. 1:3). He said if we have seen Him, then we have seen the Father (John 14:9). He did exactly what He saw His Father do (John 5:19). Jesus showed us that God is love (1 John 4:8). Yet He was constantly accused of breaking the Law.

Of course, Jesus didn’t break the Law. He’s the only One who ever truly kept the Law. But the mercy and grace Jesus extended toward people was radically different from the “eye for eye” and “tooth for tooth” of the Old Testament Law.

Jesus forgave a woman whom the Law condemned to death (John 8:1-11). Jesus ate and fellowshipped with publicans and sinners, which the legalistic Jews of His day wouldn’t do (Matt. 9:11). Jesus touched the untouchable (Matt. 8:3) and loved the unlovable (Luke 8:2). He showed us grace and mercy, which the Old Testament Law didn’t do.

A wrong understanding of the purpose of the Old Testament Law leads to a misunderstanding of the nature of God. Most people believe God gave the Law to show us what we needed to do to obtain relationship with Him. But the Law was never intended to bring us into relationship with our heavenly Father. It was intended to show us our sin and our need for God. It was given to show us how unholy we were so we would despair of trying to earn salvation and just receive it as a gift by faith. It was to turn us from self-righteousness to a faith-righteousness that could only come through a Savior (Rom. 10:3-4).

Not once did Jesus ever ask for a large building to be built so he could be honored and controlling. That was mans effort and plan. Your putting mans lust for power and control on Jesus unjustly. He never wanted that.

 

[Class of 96]

Okay people. This is how it started. People died. People let them lay rotting around their campfire. Bacteria and other germs started to multiply. Those microorganisms then lead to sickness and death. The people who saw that tried something new. They buried or burnt those bodies. This stopped people getting sick around dead bodies. This was a sign that people were doing the right things by these invisible forces that could make you sick and die at will. This was the basis for human evolution, and propagation. A cortex developed somewhat and an ego that decided we were so special that we were the promised people. If we kept doing these special things like bury or burn our dead then we had pleased said forces and were special to them. Then with fire and the ready consumption of proteins and the growth of the human brain, and possibly the consumption of psychedelic mushrooms furthering imagination (elephants are known to pick ripe fruit and leave it on the ground to ferment so they can pick it up later and get a buzz) we became what we are today.

Then after a hundred thousand different religions someone worked out the idea that if you tell people who have ****ty life circumstances they only have to go with the flow until they die and then they will be rewarded they will be more compliant and build you big duck off buildings happily while falling to their death and being crushed by large rocks in the process.

Study history. Not religion.

Brian Kelly is a good player and has the fleet feet to sidestep all the shut that this resurrection and the former thread contained. Those that know footy know he can play. Those that don't will never get it anyway. Peace out bug lovers.✌️

I love the Twilight Zone as well.

 

[Harvies elbow]

I can fight but I can't drink .... andif I have a puff I don't feel like fighting

Hmmmm interesting case that...

 

[Top End Eagle]

Study history and Jesus. Not religion.

Study history dude. Jesus was just riffing on the Isis deal. I have a double major in ancient and modern history. Jesus is just the dude who is around when you are. Enlighten yourself dude. I teach and work in the community here of the oldest continuous culture in the world. Was your imaginary super-hero just waiting for his mother to be ghost inseminated for seventy five thousand years before he showed up and taught them

 

[Top End Eagle]

I love the Twilight Zone as well.

I don't get your point. Sorry.

 

[Harvies elbow]

So let me get this straight.
We are allowed to have fun and joke around on this thread or drift into topics of theology among other things, but when the life of Brian opens up again it's strictly business. Brian Kelly. That's it.
What happens if he reveals that he's religious?
What thread do we discuss that on?

 

[mozgrame]

Study history dude. Jesus was just riffing on the Isis deal. I have a double major in ancient and modern history. Jesus is just the dude who is around when you are. Enlighten yourself dude. I teach and work in the community here of the oldest continuous culture in the world. Was your imaginary super-hero just waiting for his mother to be ghost inseminated for seventy five thousand years before he showed up and taught them

Imaginary super hero? So you're in the "he never existed" boat?

And which version of Australian history are you teaching your students? I bet the elders could teach you more!

 

[mozgrame]

So let me get this straight.
We are allowed to have fun and joke around on this thread or drift into topics of theology among other things, but when the life of Brian opens up again it's strictly business. Brian Kelly. That's it.
What happens if he reveals that he's religious?
What thread do we discuss that on?

Some people trigger easily! LOL!!!

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

So let me get this straight.
We are allowed to have fun and joke around on this thread or drift into topics of theology among other things, but when the life of Brian opens up again it's strictly business. Brian Kelly. That's it.
What happens if he reveals that he's religious?
What thread do we discuss that on?

Poor Brian , **** I hope he’s not reading all this stuff!!

 

[Top End Eagle]

Imaginary super hero? So you're in the "he never existed" boat?

So you're in the 'I can't read other people's posts properly boat?'. I'm a ducking history teacher dude. I know he existed. Go to bed. His powers were imaginary. Don't try mate. Seriously. I'm happy for you.

Marryuna!

Nama yallala!

 

[Top End Eagle]

Imaginary super hero? So you're in the "he never existed" boat?

And which version of Australian history are you teaching your students? I bet the elders could teach you more!

Stop editing your posts after you have read people's replies mate. Goodnight. You sure know your bible studies. I'm gonna go to bed now.

 

[mozgrame]

Stop editing your posts after you have read people's replies mate. Goodnight. You sure know your bible studies. I'm gonna go to bed now.

Actually, I was editing that at the time you replied.

Good night....and God bless you and everyone in your life!

 

[mozgrame]

What. The. Feck?

Hahahaha!!!!! It's like none of you know me...or my sh!t stirring sense of humour.

The power of the name of Jesus!!!

No other name!!!!

GO Brian!!! (I hope no one was responding to that while I edited it)

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

Not once did Jesus ever ask for a large building to be built

No but Trent Barrett did, plus he wanted furnishings.

 

[mozgrame]

No but Trent Barrett did, plus he wanted furnishings.

Gold! Classic SER8!!

 

[Class of 96]

I’m going to try and read this thread again on a Friday night after a real lot of alcohol.