The Lurker kicks things off for 2017

[Mitch]

Our old mate the Lurker has thrown up the below this morning:

@t_seeway: Hey Lurk, been hearing a rumour around about d Walkz back to souths? Any truth to this, thanks mate!

The Lurker: I’ve heard the same - rumour has it he is homesick for the Bunnies. But given the circumstances in which he left Souths, I can’t see him returning while Madge is there.

 

[Deleted member 26876]

Yup, the world's greatest bull****ter is back

Watch this rumour waddle away

 

[The Who]

I'm sure Manly will put too many doors in his way to block his return.

 

[tookey]

Wasn't there a rumour last week that Walker was trying to get manly to sign his mate Aaron Gray from souths for next year?

Then again he might be missing rusty's brown paper bags

 

[brad]

No problem move to everleigh st and play for manly , problem solved. next.....

 

[madmax]

So here we go again........rumormongers trying to derail our season with unsubstantiated crap! Not that long ago Walker was saying how much it meant to him that Manly gave him a chance & how much he's enjoying being here!! Hopefully this rubbish will go away. From what I recall almost 99% of Lurker rumors actually never eventuated lolol.

 

[lsz]

I am hearing whispers that he is full of it

 

[nightster]

I wonder if he heard the rumor that GI wanted to come to Manly ?

 

[Fluffy]

No problem move to everleigh st and play for manly , problem solved. next.....

Don't want anyone from Eveleigh street - the places there cost a fortune, rents are on the wrong side of $1000 a week. We would have to pay too much. There is a nice cellar room door there as well so more money needed.

 

[Harvies elbow]

I am hearing whispers that he is full of it

Plenty of truth that the lurker is full of it too.

 

[Fluffy]

I am hearing whispers that he is full of it

Go see a doctor and get your hearing checked. It's like someone is yelling.

 

[HappilyManly]

If Frank can commute from Campbelltown then the Doorman should manage to cross the bridge

 

[Eagles2nv]

Has the lurker every posted anything with truth to it???

 

[Holmsey]

Lurkers got to stop having bong... It's messing with his empty skull

 

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Has the lurker every posted anything with truth to it???

clicks > truth

Nine times out of ten, if a journo has a genuine scoop - they want the credit under their name so they can chest puff, not hide behind a "character". Sadly general population are suckers for gossip, easily fall for things written online, and as a publication, this kind of 'entertainment' drives traffic. It brings them more $ than a story of facts, so they ramp it up and pump out as much dribble as they can.

 

[nightster]

maybe he is from Woodebong or Pottsville

 

[MadMarcus]

@t_seeway: Hey Lurk, been hearing a rumour around about Thurston going to badminton? Any truth to this, thanks mate!

The Lurker: I’ve heard the same - rumour has it he loves the shuttlecock. But given he doesn't see eye to eye with Badminton Australia President Geraldine Brown, I can’t see him going to badminton while she is there.

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

Plenty of truth that the lurker is full of it too.

I also hear he is full of jizz.

He regularly visits Long Bay, as a community service.

 

[Normie]

I hear his 1st name is Feltcher......

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

His surname is botanic in nature:

Roseleaf.