The latest GI Joe weapon - gay bombs

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  1. Matabele

    By:MatabeleJan 14, 2005
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    One for Bi-so

    Gay bombs: US secret weapon plan

    A US plan to develop a bad breath bomb and a chemical weapon to make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other has been revealed in newly declassified documents.

    New Scientist's web site reports that the documents show the Pentagon considered a range of non-lethal chemical weapons aimed at disrupting enemy discipline and morale.

    The "sex bomb" idea would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, it states.

    Also considered were concoctions that would be irresistible to wasps or angry rats to render enemy bases uninhabitable.

    And there was the bad breath bomb idea - a weapon that caused "severe and lasting halitosis" to make it easier to sniff out spies.

    Other ideas dating back to 1994 from the US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Ohio included making soldiers' skin react painfully to sunlight.

    The lab sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals". The plans have been posted online by the Sunshine Project, an organisation that exposes research into chemical and biological weapons.

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    AdvertisementSpokesman Edward Hammond told New Scientists it was not known if the $7.5 millio research proposal was ever pursued.
     
  2. Fluffy

    By:FluffyJan 14, 2005
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    Byso must be the lab rat for testing
     
  3. byso

    By:bysoJan 14, 2005
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    Ah you guys *byso blows kisses to matabele and the Flopster*
     
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    By:MatabeleJan 14, 2005
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    gosh you're a worry.
     
  5. byso

    By:bysoJan 14, 2005
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    How did this happen I thought Zapa is the resident POOF :p
     
  6. ManlyBacker

    By:ManlyBackerJan 14, 2005
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    They must be testing this device in the "football" stadiums of Europe 'cos there is just way too much bum patting, hugging and kissing. All part of the US master plan to win ALL sport events :evil:

    The Flopster? Sounds like a severe case of brewers. :shock:
     
  7. fLIP

    By:fLIPJan 14, 2005
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    They would test it on byso... but by the time they leave him in the room and walk out to let off the chemical, he already has the bloke pinned to the floor ready for action. Im just thinking he will use this as an excuse now.

    We will find him in the getter one day with his arm around a bloke. "I didn't do it guys, the yanks dropped a homo bomb on me, honestly they did.
     
  8. Fluffy

    By:FluffyJan 14, 2005
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    aaaahhh good old brewers droop

    thats just a challenge
     
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    By:ManlyBackerJan 15, 2005
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    I find people who spend all their time insisting some one else is gay usually have a closet so big they can't "come out".
     
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    By:fLIPJan 15, 2005
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    For just a fag that MB :roll: :lol:
     
  11. Dan

    By:DanJan 15, 2005
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    Hey just because I am pretty doesnt mean im a poof.
     
  12. byso

    By:bysoJan 16, 2005
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    hahaha........

    Zapa "I feel pretty, I feel pretty"

    Yeah I know what you mean. :wink:
     
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