The guys prayer

[Guest]

Our beer
Which art in bottles
Hallowed be thy sport
Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as I am in the pub
Give us each day our daily schooners
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spillest against us
And lead us not into the practice of poofy wine tasting
And deliver us from Tequila
For mine is the bitter, The chicks, and the footy Forever and ever
Barmen

Author Unknown Australian

 

[Dan]

Amen brother....

It even features a version of my now famous motto!

"Its all about the FBB" (Footy, bitches and beer) in this case "he bitter, The chicks, and the footy"