THE BANJOS ARE GETTIN LOUDER

[Hamster Huey]

It was a disgusting piece full of personal attacks that you'd expect to see in the deep, dark corners of the interweb; not placed in a main-stream media outlet. Unfortunately I fully expect the DT to follow suit in a 'payback' piece, instead of taking the higher ground against such deplorable attention seeking rubbish.

 

[EagleFromMay1967]

News Corp, through and through. The sooner he shuttles off this mortal coil, the better for English speaking society, worldwide. see my post page 1.

Brett has endured enough, and is now in 'happy playing days'. Lets all get to Brooky for the next local match and cheer our lungs out when he goes past Bozo with 130 (if he hasn't already done so).

So Brett should try NOT to score on Monday and keep it for the Fortress.

 

[bones]

News Corp, through and through. The sooner he shuttles off this mortal coil, the better for English speaking society, worldwide. see my post page 1.

Brett has endured enough, and is now in 'happy playing days'. Lets all get to Brooky for the next local match and cheer our lungs out when he goes past Bozo with 130 (if he hasn't already done so).

So Brett should try NOT to score on Monday and keep it for the Fortress.

He could have had it at Brookie last week had he not gifted that last try to Foz . Legend Snake.

 

[Utility Player]

That team could play against a QLD team made up of
Shoe ****ter Julian O'Neill
Hotel ****ter Nate Myles
Hotel Toilet cubicle trio Sam Thaiday, Darius Boyd and Karmichael Hunt
Shopkeeper tackler Darren Lockyer
Pornstar Adrian Lam
Drug lord Joe Kilroy
And the Drink Driving Allan Langer

Plus Wendell "White Line" Sailor & Wally "the Golly" Lewis.

 

[EagleFromMay1967]

Brett has endured enough, and is now in 'happy playing days'. Lets all get to Brooky for the next local match and cheer our lungs out when he goes past Bozo with 130 (if he hasn't already done so).
So Brett should try NOT to score on Monday and keep it for the Fortress.

He could have had it at Brookie last week had he not gifted that last try to Foz . Legend Snake.

Yeah, 130'll make such a pretty picture Sunday Arvo 3:15 pm vs Titans 21st July @ Fortress Brkvle. Let's hope the sun is shining and Brett is FTS.

 

[globaleagle]

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This bloke has had more chances than anyone in rugby league since Todd Carney (another proud Blue). Edged out Brett Stewart for the fullback role. The tick-tick-tick we hear is the Dugan timebomb waiting to explode.

And finally:

In the interests of better interstate relations and as a fair and unbiased commentator I also present a Queensland 17 of players who may have strayed slightly on or off the field:

Robbie O'Davis, Wendell Sailor, Dale Shearer, Darius Boyd, Joe Kilroy, Julian O'Neill, Allan Langer, Tonie Carroll, Neville Costigan, Nate Myles, Shaun Berrigan, Craig Greenhill. Int: Karmichael Hunt, Johnathan Thurston, Colin Scott, Ben Te'o.

 

[webby66]

Complained to them thus:

Whilst I realise that Dick is indeed an appropriate surname for this future "Walkley Award winner", I understand that you cannot list all the QLD players who have committed incest, as that would mean that every neanderthal who has ever represented your banjo plucking state, where it is still 1954, would get a guernsey!

 

[bones]

Well done people. A solid victory lol

 

[Real Deal]

Agreed, Bones. Well done everyone, a bit of pressure and we have stood up for the reputation of a champion young man. In the end it was Mr Dick who went a bit flaccid and had to withdraw.

 

[Ralphie]

This will be used to great motivational effect for the NSW team.

Thankyou Mr Dick.

 

[COMMANDER]

A fair and balanced piece of quality journalism.

 

[mickqld]

A fair and balanced piece of quality journalism.

LMAO Just like Tokyo Rose.

 

[ayjay007]

Hmmm...noticed "non-inglis" was left out of his qld team!! Then again..the leading tryscorer in origin history is from NSW!! Then again... "Bowraville,that's in queensland"

 

[TokyoEagle]

News Corp, through and through. The sooner he shuttles off this mortal coil, the better for English speaking society, worldwide. see my post page 1.

Brett has endured enough, and is now in 'happy playing days'. Lets all get to Brooky for the next local match and cheer our lungs out when he goes past Bozo with 130 (if he hasn't already done so).

So Brett should try NOT to score on Monday and keep it for the Fortress.

He could have had it at Brookie last week had he not gifted that last try to Foz . Legend Snake.

He didn't want to be shamed by Foz doing a nude run at the end of the year.